Shh, don't say it aloud, let the evolution take care of it.

A lot of farang expats like to believe they are in an action movie and that they are Chuck Norris or Steven Seagal circa the 80's riding on their big bikes pretending they are some bad bad men. I bet these same guys sit on their bar stools quaffing pint after pint talking about their days back in 'nam in a special forces unit fighting the 'cong when in reality they were probably getting busy getting clowned in high school. These same guys are seen with their splayed toed sun burnt crones on the backs of their clown bikes and shortly thereafter on the Pattaya news with their brains ejected all over the pavement.

That's Darwinism for ya. Let's just hope most never procreate.