If only these drugs really were available!!! Happy Sunday.

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>NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN:

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>D A M N I T O L

>Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hel_l for up to 8 full hours.

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>ST. M O M M A'S W O R T

>Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers

>unconscious for up to two days.

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>E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N

>Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of

>how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved

>out.

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>P E P T O B I M B O

>Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an

>evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents

>conception.

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>D U M B E R O L

>When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in

>enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.

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>F L I P I T O R

>Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the

>urge

>to flip off other drivers.

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>M E N I C I L L I N

>Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal

>lines as, "You make me want to be a better person Can we get naked now?

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>BUYAGRA

>Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping Increases potency, duration,

>and credit limit of spending spree.

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>J A C K A S S P I R I N

>Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday,

>anniversary, phone number, or to put down the toilet seat.

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>A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T

>A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to

>share

>their life stories with total strangers in elevators.

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>N A G A M E N T

>When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation

>level as nagging him

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>Now, send these to any woman who needs a good laugh, and any man who can

>handle it. !

I would like 4,000000000000 bottles of each, please? Can you DHL them to me? Or just box em up and snail mail them?