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How Did You Guys Get Your “mrs….” What Method?

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What method did you use?

1) SEDUCTION method

– like…when I look into your eyes…I see both of us there…and I feel…ohh… I can’t tell you right now….

2) CURIOSITY method

– like…If you like to read or drink coffee, and you found her at the bookstore or coffee shop that open late at night…you asked “why are you here so late?….”

Or

3) CRASH And Burn (might) method

– like….Can you cook?.... I love to eat breakfast in bed! :o

You guys...please try to keep this...PG to R minus rating please!

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The rod & reel method. I got her on the 3rd cast! :o

I walked around with my fly undone. She saw me and curiosity got the better of her.

She bought a huge magnifying glass and has amused herself ever since searching for the realities to her vivid imagination.

I think I love you babe, get em down. :o

What method did you use? 

1) SEDUCTION method

– like…when I look into your eyes…I see both of us there…and I feel…ohh… I can’t tell you right now….

2) CURIOSITY method

– like…If you like to read or drink coffee, and you found her at the bookstore or coffee shop that open late at night…you asked “why are you here so late?….”

I like this one...:o

Or

3) CRASH And Burn (might) method

– like….Can you cook?.... I love to eat breakfast in bed! :D

You guys...please try to keep this...PG to R minus rating please!

I flashed my fat wallet in front of her. Works every time :o

I had a bottle of Singha - she had a bottle of Chang - she toasted me and then gave me head. :o

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When we were still at the university....you well know that the apartment around there is a killer!

Mine is...

"Let live together...one bedroom apartment is cheaper!" :o

Classic snare trap with a credit card as bait. :o:D

"Fancy a jump?" worked for me.

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I bought mine from an itinerant burmese labouror, 500bhat, two packs of kong tip and a bottle of lao chao...... I think I was done :o

The "jealous" method. Had been seeing mine for nearly two years and it didn't seem to be going anywhere. Started seeing another girl on the side for about six months. When she found out her attitude changed a lot and here we are. :o

I hit her over the head with a club and dragged her into my cave.

When she came to I convinced her she had loved me long time.

:o:D

" How much housekeeping do you want per month ? "

4) I bought her of course. Duh!

I hung around for about six years, letting her get used to me. Then, she clubbed me over the head and dragged me to her continent!

A few years ago, whilst staying with friends in Hua Hin, I got very ill. And I mean VERY ill. I actually thought I was going to die at one stage :o I was confined to bed for about 7 days, and the future Mrs Daddy looked after me when she finished work in the afternoon until about 2 am. I guess she got a good look at everything and decided that was enough for her :D She hasent let me out of her sight since :D:D:D

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A few years ago, whilst staying with friends in Hua Hin, I got very ill. And I mean VERY ill. I actually thought I was going to die at one stage :o I was confined to bed for about 7 days, and the future Mrs Daddy looked after me when she finished work in the afternoon until about 2 am. I guess she got a good look at everything and decided that was enough for her :D She hasent let me out of her sight since :D  :D  :D

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Did you see her prays first ......before she take a good look at you? :D

I didn't get her. She got me...

what a lucky gal :o

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I didn't get her. She got me...

what a lucky gal :o

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HOW MUCH DID YOU ASK FOR "SIN-SOT" MONEY?

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If that was a serious thread opener then the answer it pretty straight-forward.

If you can come to Thailand looking for a 'mrs'with yer tongue hanging out and..... after a decent groping in a Pattaya bar and a bitta the 'flash-a-ze-cash' method you could soon be married to a damsel within the week.

Of course, if you are looking for a bitta quailty and not a 'mrs' who has escorted the likes of a couple of thousands guys before, then patience is the answer.

Stacks-a decent girls out there, unfortunately most Farangs dont have any idea how to 'get' one...... as a 'mrs'

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If that was a serious thread opener then the answer it pretty straight-forward.

If you can come to Thailand looking for a 'mrs'with yer tongue hanging out and..... after a decent groping in a Pattaya bar and a bitta the 'flash-a-ze-cash' method you could soon be married to a damsel within the week.

Of course, if you are looking for a bitta quailty and not a 'mrs' who has escorted the likes of a couple of thousands guys before, then patience is the answer.

Stacks-a decent girls out there, unfortunately most Farangs dont have any idea how to 'get' one...... as a 'mrs'

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Welcome back from your honeymoon. When did you get back from Singapore?

Have a happy ever after....x'mas and happy 2006 :o

I didn't get her. She got me...

what a lucky gal :D

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HOW MUCH DID YOU ASK FOR "SIN-SOT" MONEY?

I asked her for 2000 B, short time...But she ended up getting long time for free

But once she reads my post, she might end up paying one baht to my bum! :o

(not the currency baht, but the body part :D )

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I didn't get her. She got me...

what a lucky gal :D

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HOW MUCH DID YOU ASK FOR "SIN-SOT" MONEY?

I asked her for 2000 B, short time...But she ended up getting long time for free

But once she reads my post, she might end up paying one baht to my bum! :o

(not the currency baht, but the body part :D )

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The bid starts at 2000 bath?.... and it might be going down from there to...1 bath?

and no taker accept her?......how ugly are you? :D

I didn't get her. She got me...

what a lucky gal :D

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HOW MUCH DID YOU ASK FOR "SIN-SOT" MONEY?

I asked her for 2000 B, short time...But she ended up getting long time for free

But once she reads my post, she might end up paying one baht to my bum! :o

(not the currency baht, but the body part :D )

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The bid starts at 2000 bath?.... and it might be going down from there to...1 bath?

and no taker accept her?......how ugly are you? :D

You didn't get the joke...Another word for foot in Thai is Baht. So, I was meaning she will give a foot to my arse, not one baht money... :D

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I decided to quit looking/trying and closed the door.

She opened it again and walked right into my heart.

I have never imagined that I could be so happy...

Losing at cards!!

Fosa :o

I played HTG (Hard to Get) it took her the best part of four years to get a date from me and a further two to get me to agree to marry her.

Like I always tell her, the best things in life are worth waiting for.....

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Old, bold and fat wallet.

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