Sam was out shopping in the mall when he meets his

friend Abe outside the jewelers.

Sam notices that Abe

has a small gift-wrapped box in his hand.

"So what have you just purchased Abe?" Sam asks.

"Well, now that you've asked," replies Abe, "it's my

Sharon's birthday tomorrow and when I asked her this

morning what she wanted for her birthday she said,

'Oh, I don't know, dear, just give me something with a

lot of diamonds in it.'"

"So what did you get her?" Sam asks.

Abe replies, smiling, "I bought her a deck of cards."

:D

intelligent