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I Want To Meet An Alien!

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^The 'music' in that vid reminds me of a variation on rap - 'c' rap.

Well I hope you taken away to another planet by aliens .

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It's funny how, when I talk about aliens, everyone thinks about Hollywood's concepts of aliens (OK, I did mention ET). Now zzaa (blessed be his memory) said, if I recollect, that one in six of us has alien blood. If only I could identify which one....

It's funny how, when I talk about aliens, everyone thinks about Hollywood's concepts of aliens (OK, I did mention ET). Now zzaa (blessed be his memory) said, if I recollect, that one in six of us has alien blood. If only I could identify which one....

What happened to Zzaa?

It's funny how, when I talk about aliens, everyone thinks about Hollywood's concepts of aliens (OK, I did mention ET). Now zzaa (blessed be his memory) said, if I recollect, that one in six of us has alien blood. If only I could identify which one....

What happened to Zzaa?

I thought he got beamed back up

It's funny how, when I talk about aliens, everyone thinks about Hollywood's concepts of aliens (OK, I did mention ET). Now zzaa (blessed be his memory) said, if I recollect, that one in six of us has alien blood. If only I could identify which one....

What happened to Zzaa?

I thought he got beamed back up

I hope he wasn't wearing his wife's knickers and singing a Tom Jones song at the time....I'd feel sorry for those poor tentacled spaceship types....

It's funny how, when I talk about aliens, everyone thinks about Hollywood's concepts of aliens (OK, I did mention ET). Now zzaa (blessed be his memory) said, if I recollect, that one in six of us has alien blood. If only I could identify which one....

What happened to Zzaa?

I thought he got beamed back up

I hope he wasn't wearing his wife's knickers and singing a Tom Jones song at the time....I'd feel sorry for those poor tentacled spaceship types....

The tentacledness is moot when outside your western confines

I've no idea when he said that, but I am sure he did. He wouldn't have left a line like that unsaid.

SC

Zzaa had an impersonator at one point ,with a similar name . That poster tried unsuccessfuly to use Zzaaisms . I tumbled his manor , so to speak , coin a phrase .

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Come back, zzaa, we miss you! (He was posting on the main forum a day or two ago, no doubt from his farang-free planet)

Zzaa had an impersonator at one point ,with a similar name . That poster tried unsuccessfuly to use Zzaaisms . I tumbled his manor , so to speak , coin a phrase .

The manner of tumbling a manor is the coin of its comprehension

Helpmaboab, I've been possessed by an alien!

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Zzaa had an impersonator at one point ,with a similar name . That poster tried unsuccessfuly to use Zzaaisms . I tumbled his manor , so to speak , coin a phrase .

The manner of tumbling a manor is the coin of its comprehension

Helpmaboab, I've been possessed by an alien!

SC

Beam him up to me, SC.

Wisdom is as wisdom says. (and "Is today is was tomorrow")

Are aliens on our sun?

Could NASA videos break through the cloaking device of a planet-sized alien spacecraft that's moving close to our sun? Apparently, if closely viewed, a short video of the sun from NASA, posted by Sunsflare on YouTube, shows a strange funnel or hose or something extending from the sun's surface to what appears to be a circular object that is about the size of a planet.

Theories suggest it might be an alien spacecraft or maybe it's a Black Hole about to engulf the sun.

This gallery is a tease of some of the most recent spotting of aliens near the sun. A search on YouTube shows that there have been several videos of aliens at the sun posted over the last few years. All the photos and video stills are from NASA.

http://www.techrepublic.com/photos/are-aliens-on-our-sun-gallery/6351973?tag=nl.e010

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Are aliens on our sun?

Could NASA videos break through the cloaking device of a planet-sized alien spacecraft that's moving close to our sun? Apparently, if closely viewed, a short video of the sun from NASA, posted by Sunsflare on YouTube, shows a strange funnel or hose or something extending from the sun's surface to what appears to be a circular object that is about the size of a planet.

Theories suggest it might be an alien spacecraft or maybe it's a Black Hole about to engulf the sun.

This gallery is a tease of some of the most recent spotting of aliens near the sun. A search on YouTube shows that there have been several videos of aliens at the sun posted over the last few years. All the photos and video stills are from NASA.

http://www.techrepub...973?tag=nl.e010

They must be pretty heat-resistant. I guess they'd find Earth a bit chilly for them.

Such a silly inquiry.

Why would ET want to ever have anything to do with any of us directly?

Think about it....

Best that they continue to manipulate our existence from afar.

Such a silly inquiry.

Why would ET want to ever have anything to do with any of us directly?

Think about it....

Best that they continue to manipulate our existence from afar.

I feel - liberated... released!

I'm a weefree!

Helpmaboab - now what's going on?

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Such a silly inquiry.

Why would ET want to ever have anything to do with any of us directly?

Think about it....

Best that they continue to manipulate our existence from afar.

Sounds like the pot calling the kettle black.

Only ET can answer your question... and why on earth should he bother to manipulate us?

But nice to see you back, zzaa.

Are aliens on our sun?

Could NASA videos break through the cloaking device of a planet-sized alien spacecraft that's moving close to our sun? Apparently, if closely viewed, a short video of the sun from NASA, posted by Sunsflare on YouTube, shows a strange funnel or hose or something extending from the sun's surface to what appears to be a circular object that is about the size of a planet.

Theories suggest it might be an alien spacecraft or maybe it's a Black Hole about to engulf the sun.

This gallery is a tease of some of the most recent spotting of aliens near the sun. A search on YouTube shows that there have been several videos of aliens at the sun posted over the last few years. All the photos and video stills are from NASA.

http://www.techrepub...973?tag=nl.e010

They must be pretty heat-resistant. I guess they'd find Earth a bit chilly for them.

Look Zzaa has popped down from the sun to see how we are doing!

I see us like a bubbling cheese and marmite sandwich...with a few anchovies here and there. The aliens are just cooking us until we're the right temerature then it'll be time for supper.

There you are...global warming solved in a sentence.

Are aliens on our sun?

Could NASA videos break through the cloaking device of a planet-sized alien spacecraft that's moving close to our sun? Apparently, if closely viewed, a short video of the sun from NASA, posted by Sunsflare on YouTube, shows a strange funnel or hose or something extending from the sun's surface to what appears to be a circular object that is about the size of a planet.

Theories suggest it might be an alien spacecraft or maybe it's a Black Hole about to engulf the sun.

This gallery is a tease of some of the most recent spotting of aliens near the sun. A search on YouTube shows that there have been several videos of aliens at the sun posted over the last few years. All the photos and video stills are from NASA.

http://www.techrepub...973?tag=nl.e010

They must be pretty heat-resistant. I guess they'd find Earth a bit chilly for them.

Look Zzaa has popped down from the sun to see how we are doing!

I see us like a bubbling cheese and marmite sandwich...with a few anchovies here and there. The aliens are just cooking us until we're the right temerature then it'll be time for supper.

There you are...global warming solved in a sentence.

Where d0s fella kenye find yon recipe ?

Isaanbirder

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/543904-racism-against-farangs/page__view__findpost__p__5170682

Here you go... a thread started by Aneliane

Not exactly the same spelling as your original request, but close enough. Its only fiar to warn you that theBlether and David48 are sharking after her as well...

SC

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Isaanbirder

http://www.thaivisa....ost__p__5170682

Here you go... a thread started by Aneliane

Not exactly the same spelling as your original request, but close enough. Its only fiar to warn you that theBlether and David48 are sharking after her as well...

SC

Thanks, SC. I appreciate the thought, but that thread is typical of the reasons why I don't post much in the General Topics forum. Can I really be bothered about Racism against Farangs? However much I blether on about it, it won't change for better or worse.

No, I'd rather start deliberately silly threads like this one, in which the usual suspects have risen to the occasion... and we've got zzaa out of his shell.

BTW, I still haven't found out how to meet an alien (and I'm not going to Onnut, thanks).

BTW, I still haven't found out how to meet an alien (and I'm not going to Onnut, thanks).

Please explain the reference to Onnut to this Onnut resident.

BTW, I still haven't found out how to meet an alien (and I'm not going to Onnut, thanks).

Please explain the reference to Onnut to this Onnut resident.

On Nut is well known as a hot bed of alien visitation. I'm surprised you've not noticed it

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BTW, I still haven't found out how to meet an alien (and I'm not going to Onnut, thanks).

Please explain the reference to Onnut to this Onnut resident.

The OP in the thread SC referred me to said she lived in Onnut. (and her forum name is nearly an anagram of 'an alien'. The thread, to save you ploughing through it, is one of those which says "Thais this" and "Thais that"... I avoid such threads like the plague.

But perhaps Onnut is the next big thing for alien tourists; tell me if you see any!

BTW, I still haven't found out how to meet an alien (and I'm not going to Onnut, thanks).

Please explain the reference to Onnut to this Onnut resident.

The OP in the thread SC referred me to said she lived in Onnut. (and her forum name is nearly an anagram of 'an alien'. The thread, to save you ploughing through it, is one of those which says "Thais this" and "Thais that"... I avoid such threads like the plague.

But perhaps Onnut is the next big thing for alien tourists; tell me if you see any!

I feel that nipped in the bud one of our most entertaining threads of forum paranoia before it even got started. If tombkk can't be bothered to read the whole thread, and follow the links when he doesn't understand the references, he deserves all he gets. And lots more.

We are coming to get you, Tom...

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/544558-absolute-bankers/page__view__findpost__p__5178997

SC

BTW, I still haven't found out how to meet an alien (and I'm not going to Onnut, thanks).

Please explain the reference to Onnut to this Onnut resident.

The OP in the thread SC referred me to said she lived in Onnut. (and her forum name is nearly an anagram of 'an alien'. The thread, to save you ploughing through it, is one of those which says "Thais this" and "Thais that"... I avoid such threads like the plague.

But perhaps Onnut is the next big thing for alien tourists; tell me if you see any!

Ah, that thread. No, I hadn't bothered reading it. You think she is an ET?

BTW, I still haven't found out how to meet an alien (and I'm not going to Onnut, thanks).

Please explain the reference to Onnut to this Onnut resident.

The OP in the thread SC referred me to said she lived in Onnut. (and her forum name is nearly an anagram of 'an alien'. The thread, to save you ploughing through it, is one of those which says "Thais this" and "Thais that"... I avoid such threads like the plague.

But perhaps Onnut is the next big thing for alien tourists; tell me if you see any!

I feel that nipped in the bud one of our most entertaining threads of forum paranoia before it even got started. If tombkk can't be bothered to read the whole thread, and follow the links when he doesn't understand the references, he deserves all he gets. And lots more.

We are coming to get you, Tom...

http://www.thaivisa....ost__p__5178997

SC

Now I'm scared. shock1.gif

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