No, really, I don't want the microphone, I have nothing to say.

"I have nothing to say and i'm saying it far too loudly"

No, really, I don't want the microphone, I have nothing to say.

"I have nothing to say and i'm saying it far too loudly"

Gawd that reminds me I'll need to buy some more ear plugs.......it's the noisiest country in the world

excuse me sir,

is this your wallet thats just fell out your pocket,,lol

sorry couldnt resist,,,,,,,,,,jake

i have heard that on a number of occasions, i have had thais chase me down the street to return atm cards left in machines, my change and on one occasion 1 of 2 1000 baht notes that had been stuck together.

I would say the average man on the street is more honest than you would give him credit for.

Edited October 12, 201213 yr by tinfoilhat

i have heard that on a number of occasions, i have had thais chase me down the street to return atm cards left in machines, my change and on one occasion 1 of 2 1000 baht notes that had been stuck together.

I would say the average man on the street is more honest than you would give him credit for.

Is this an example of what you will never hear somebody say?

BTW nice bump 'theblether' one of the best threads.

"I really don't need the new iphone 5 darling"

"I really don't need the new iphone 5 darling"

This one takes the star of this thread

Thai shop counter....NO sir, the bag is large but there are only 7 biscuits inside

or....Sorry you have to pay for all the air in the packet as well.

Thai workers tiler/electrician/carpenter, I am a perfectionist job will be meticulous

"I really don't need the new iphone 5 darling"

This one takes the star of this thread ��

Hard the thread is a galaxy

Thai in Pattaya: "look how nicely dressed and well-mannered that farang is".

What your bank account number teerak? I want to send you money each month so you can build nice house and buy a car for you and your sister

ka poon in a cup

"Now that's a beautiful tattoo...and it goes so well with that ill-fitting Singha singlet."

What about 'the truth'?

I've never heard that in Thailand.

What about 'the truth'?

I've never heard that in Thailand.

Maybe you need to listen less to the words

ka poon in a cup

I've no idea what this means

any Thai female : dam_n, that's an UGLY baby !

What about 'the truth'?

I've never heard that in Thailand.

I heard it once from a TGF who said I would do fine until someone better came along. She wasn't my GF after our next shag.

84) I'm sorry, but I really don't know which way you need to go to get to that place.

YES! this makes me crazy! well played sir, well played..

Great thread...

7/11 employee ... Sweet jeesus I wish they would turn off that frickin door chime.

Skytrain managers..... Yes sir we will only play soothing music softly whilst you wait in the sweltering sun.

Any Thai adult to child on skytrain / underground ..... Don't bother looking at my seat its mine and staying that way.

Any Thai woman on escalator .... Oh sorry, I didn't realise that by stopping to talk on my new iPhone that you would run into the back of me...how silly...very sorry.

Any Thai .... Oh look! a little drop of rain, lets enjoy its coolness on our head.

Any Thai government ... <deleted>... its flooding !... never done that before.

Any Thai woman on escalator .... Oh sorry, I didn't realise that by stopping to talk on my new iPhone that you would run into the back of me...how silly...very sorry.

Err,,,

I think that the escalator moves, not the person

Yep you is right... but not when you get to the bottom / top and meant to get off and walk away.

What about 'the truth'?

I've never heard that in Thailand.

I heard it once from a TGF who said I would do fine until someone better came along. She wasn't my GF after our next shag.

Personally speaking, I would never admit to being a bad shag.

any Thai female : dam_n, that's an UGLY baby !

Heard this several times but within a family only. Prevention against ghosts become interested (They like cute children). Even know a girl nicknamed "Mood", meaning "ugly child".

I don't care about money. I only want to marry a narcissistic, sanctimonious foreigner. Especially, if they're a member of Thai visa, with thousands of posts.

I don't care about money. I only want to marry a narcissistic, sanctimonious foreigner. Especially, if they're a member of Thai visa, with thousands of posts.

Hi there *wink*

"I really don't need the new iphone 5 darling"

true story my wife rejected the latest one and insisted on keeping her 3 year old samsung.

claimed its a waste of my money, I cant complain.

Thai in Pattaya: "look how nicely dressed and well-mannered that farang is".

You got that 180 degree wrong, swap that t-shirt & flip flops and you will hear it yourself

they are really into this, more so than back in freezing hell, much much more