coolhandjoe Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 No, really, I don't want the microphone, I have nothing to say. "I have nothing to say and i'm saying it far too loudly" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theblether Posted October 11, 2012 Author Share Posted October 11, 2012 No, really, I don't want the microphone, I have nothing to say. "I have nothing to say and i'm saying it far too loudly" Gawd that reminds me I'll need to buy some more ear plugs.......it's the noisiest country in the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pigeonjake Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 excuse me sir, is this your wallet thats just fell out your pocket,,lol sorry couldnt resist,,,,,,,,,,jake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinfoilhat Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 (edited) i have heard that on a number of occasions, i have had thais chase me down the street to return atm cards left in machines, my change and on one occasion 1 of 2 1000 baht notes that had been stuck together. I would say the average man on the street is more honest than you would give him credit for. Edited October 12, 2012 by tinfoilhat 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovelaos Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 i have heard that on a number of occasions, i have had thais chase me down the street to return atm cards left in machines, my change and on one occasion 1 of 2 1000 baht notes that had been stuck together. I would say the average man on the street is more honest than you would give him credit for. Is this an example of what you will never hear somebody say? BTW nice bump 'theblether' one of the best threads. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovelaos Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 "I really don't need the new iphone 5 darling" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amr Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 "I really don't need the new iphone 5 darling" This one takes the star of this thread 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weegee Posted October 13, 2012 Share Posted October 13, 2012 Thai shop counter....NO sir, the bag is large but there are only 7 biscuits inside Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weegee Posted October 13, 2012 Share Posted October 13, 2012 or....Sorry you have to pay for all the air in the packet as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tchooptip Posted October 13, 2012 Share Posted October 13, 2012 Thai workers tiler/electrician/carpenter, I am a perfectionist job will be meticulous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tchooptip Posted October 13, 2012 Share Posted October 13, 2012 "I really don't need the new iphone 5 darling" This one takes the star of this thread �� Hard the thread is a galaxy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewlyMintedThai Posted October 13, 2012 Share Posted October 13, 2012 Thai in Pattaya: "look how nicely dressed and well-mannered that farang is". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob8891 Posted October 13, 2012 Share Posted October 13, 2012 What your bank account number teerak? I want to send you money each month so you can build nice house and buy a car for you and your sister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacktrip Posted October 13, 2012 Share Posted October 13, 2012 ka poon in a cup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewlyMintedThai Posted October 13, 2012 Share Posted October 13, 2012 "Now that's a beautiful tattoo...and it goes so well with that ill-fitting Singha singlet." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
breadbin Posted October 13, 2012 Share Posted October 13, 2012 What about 'the truth'? I've never heard that in Thailand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted October 13, 2012 Share Posted October 13, 2012 What about 'the truth'? I've never heard that in Thailand. Maybe you need to listen less to the words Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loong Posted October 13, 2012 Share Posted October 13, 2012 ka poon in a cup I've no idea what this means Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bdw Posted October 13, 2012 Share Posted October 13, 2012 any Thai female : dam_n, that's an UGLY baby ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bdw Posted October 13, 2012 Share Posted October 13, 2012 What about 'the truth'? I've never heard that in Thailand. I heard it once from a TGF who said I would do fine until someone better came along. She wasn't my GF after our next shag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yourauntbob Posted October 14, 2012 Share Posted October 14, 2012 84) I'm sorry, but I really don't know which way you need to go to get to that place. YES! this makes me crazy! well played sir, well played.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McMagus Posted October 14, 2012 Share Posted October 14, 2012 Great thread... 7/11 employee ... Sweet jeesus I wish they would turn off that frickin door chime. Skytrain managers..... Yes sir we will only play soothing music softly whilst you wait in the sweltering sun. Any Thai adult to child on skytrain / underground ..... Don't bother looking at my seat its mine and staying that way. Any Thai woman on escalator .... Oh sorry, I didn't realise that by stopping to talk on my new iPhone that you would run into the back of me...how silly...very sorry. Any Thai .... Oh look! a little drop of rain, lets enjoy its coolness on our head. Any Thai government ... <deleted>... its flooding !... never done that before. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loong Posted October 14, 2012 Share Posted October 14, 2012 Any Thai woman on escalator .... Oh sorry, I didn't realise that by stopping to talk on my new iPhone that you would run into the back of me...how silly...very sorry. Err,,, I think that the escalator moves, not the person Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McMagus Posted October 14, 2012 Share Posted October 14, 2012 Yep you is right... but not when you get to the bottom / top and meant to get off and walk away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted October 14, 2012 Share Posted October 14, 2012 What about 'the truth'? I've never heard that in Thailand. I heard it once from a TGF who said I would do fine until someone better came along. She wasn't my GF after our next shag. Personally speaking, I would never admit to being a bad shag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebo Posted October 15, 2012 Share Posted October 15, 2012 any Thai female : dam_n, that's an UGLY baby ! Heard this several times but within a family only. Prevention against ghosts become interested (They like cute children). Even know a girl nicknamed "Mood", meaning "ugly child". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rijb Posted October 15, 2012 Share Posted October 15, 2012 I don't care about money. I only want to marry a narcissistic, sanctimonious foreigner. Especially, if they're a member of Thai visa, with thousands of posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted October 15, 2012 Share Posted October 15, 2012 I don't care about money. I only want to marry a narcissistic, sanctimonious foreigner. Especially, if they're a member of Thai visa, with thousands of posts. Hi there *wink* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
payak Posted October 15, 2012 Share Posted October 15, 2012 "I really don't need the new iphone 5 darling" true story my wife rejected the latest one and insisted on keeping her 3 year old samsung. claimed its a waste of my money, I cant complain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poanoi Posted October 15, 2012 Share Posted October 15, 2012 Thai in Pattaya: "look how nicely dressed and well-mannered that farang is". You got that 180 degree wrong, swap that t-shirt & flip flops and you will hear it yourself they are really into this, more so than back in freezing hell, much much more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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