PaullyW Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Thai massage attendant - "This is the 10th that I've done today already. Can you give me a good tip?" (as opposed to "you are my first customer today" and "i normally don't do this") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoshowJones Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 11) In my case... you so hansum you have me for free. Yes, then you get drugged and robbed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pormax Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 From Thai people getting served anywhere: Thank you or Thai equivalent. Standing in a queue with Thais; Your turn now, I will wait. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yo Sup Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 (edited) Speaking of things you never hear - a bar lady told me once that the girls at the bar referred to short time with a japanese men as 333. 3 inches 3 minutes 3,000 baht. True story - I laughed my head off. P.S. Apologies if any japanese members were offended. I'd be better for us if it were, 1.5 inches 1.5 minutes 1500 baht Most of them aren't worth 3000 baht... Edited February 25, 2013 by Yo Sup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yo Sup Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 With 40 plus pages, in case it has not been said; Any Thai; the truth. Any landlord; here's your deposit back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theblether Posted July 30, 2013 Author Share Posted July 30, 2013 Jingthing admitting he's in love with theblether Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kannot Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 If not already mentioned "Excuse me whilst I pull my vehicle out of the outside lane to let others pass" or "I will pass this vehicle in front as though my life depended on it "as opposed to I must pass this vehicle like a torotise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pigeonjake Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 most falang never having a good word to say about thailand and thai people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canman Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 PTT spokesman: We have a serious oil spill incident here, we do not know how long it is going to taake to clean up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackr Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Hitler was a real person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buck99 Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 #? Hey Mom, me and my friends have been discussing the importance of road safety. We have decided to always ware our helmets, drive safely and defensively, to drive on the proper side of the street and to never ever run red lights. #?? My Ex-husband/BF was always an excellent provider for his children. He worked hard, never drank or used drugs, and was someone you could always depend on. Although we are no longer together, he still provides for his kids and takes an active part in their upbringing. #??? Hey Mister. I see your hands are full of shopping bags. Please allow me to hold the door open for you. #???? Where an amulet around my neck for good luck??? No, I find that getting up early and working hard gives me all the good luck I need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABCer Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 (edited) 25) Father in law - "Dinner is on me" 26) Wife - "I dont care what all my gf's have, I am happy with what I have now" 27) Waitress - "Heres your free water" 28) Oncoming driver - "Go ahead and walk in front of me, I brake for pedestrians" 29) Store employee - "May I help you" 30) Any Thai woman - "Im full and cant eat any more" 31) Wife - "You smell fine darling, you dont need to shower" 32) Wife - "Lets go to the beach so I can get a tan" 33) Shop owner - "No sir its the same price for you as it is for Thais" rideswings, where and how did you meet my wife? Edited July 31, 2013 by ABCer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon01 Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 Bar girl: take your time, no need hurry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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