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Become "Mr. Tourism 2012"


WinnieTheKhwai

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April 11 at the Orchid Hotel, handsome 'international' gentlemen can sign up for the contest.

Contact number is there at the bottom.

(Clearly says 2012, I assume the second date is a typo; people in this country can't get something correctly in print even if their life depended on it.)

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Oh, great.

I go to Orchid to work out at the fitness center daily.

Looking on the bright side, I suppose it is an improvement over the hordes of low level Thai bureaucrats they usually have meeting there on paid junkets.

It's been years since we've had anything like this. Last was when Sly Stallone had most of his grips and bit players staying at Orchid maybe four years ago when he was filming some dodgy jungle shoot-em-up. Of course he stayed at Four Seasons. It was sort of like Lower Hollywood at the Orchid then. Lots of tattoos and poolside preening. Boston dude with a huge tat across his chest in Gothic script: "BOSTON".

I asked him one day: "Yo, Jake, where you from?"

He said "Boston".

Those were the days, at Orchid....;)

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Sawasdee Khrup, Khun Winnie the Kwai,

This is awesome, dude.

Do you know if they any sub-categories, and special-prize winners, you know, the usual pageant titles like:

Mr. Sexpat

Mr. Whale-belly

Mr. TIT and nothing works right

Mr. Pedo

Mr. Late-life Transgender convert

Mr. Venality

Mr. Motogang

Mr. Loss of Assets Quickest

Mr. Buffed Abs

?

thanks, ~o:37;

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Sawasdee Khrup, Khun Winnie the Kwai,

This is awesome, dude.

Do you know if they any sub-categories, and special-prize winners, you know, the usual pageant titles like:

Mr. Sexpat

Mr. Whale-belly

Mr. TIT and nothing works right

Mr. Pedo

Mr. Late-life Transgender convert

Mr. Venality

Mr. Motogang

Mr. Loss of Assets Quickest

Mr. Buffed Abs

?

thanks, ~o:37;

LOL

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