Pseudolus Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edwinchester Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 I bet the emergency wards in Pattaya are full of hyperventilating expats even now. Happy 1st day of April. Posted with Thaivisa App http://apps.thaivisa.com 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mosha Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 I thought one of the other topics was the April 1st one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadman Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 (edited) Wouldn't be a bad thing having the Pound out of the picture...would make the Aussie and Kiwi $ better value, as the Aussies and Kiwis themselves are now. Edited April 1, 2012 by Roadman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 , I can't get a one way flight back home, they're all booked up for the next 2 years. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beetlejuice Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 (edited) This artical woodn’t fall anyone that can sphell. Knot me, because I’m a edicated sexuall pervault. Permanent Edited April 1, 2012 by Beetlejuice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pseudolus Posted April 1, 2012 Author Share Posted April 1, 2012 (edited) This artical woodn’t fall anyone that can sphell. Knot me, because I’m a edicated sexuall pervault. Permanent Shocking - I guess the Telegraph must have been rushing the story out before the noon deadline. At least I managed to spell it correctly in the title description. Telegraph tsh. Really going down hill these days. Edited April 1, 2012 by Pseudolus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saanya Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Barry "Cringeworthy" LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mommysboy Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Hey that's my brother in the picture. Haven't seen him for donkeys, popped out for a bottle of milk, not seen again, never was any good at directions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Unable to tax his hairy pie purchase Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricardo Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 More pictures please, to illustrate the sad plight of these Thai ladies, and their soon-to-be-faulty ATMs ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Pseudolus Posted April 1, 2012 Author Popular Post Share Posted April 1, 2012 (edited) More pictures please, to illustrate the sad plight of these Thai ladies, and their soon-to-be-faulty ATMs ! The ladies will survive; the minority depending upon these chaps will go back to their meng dahs and the local market. It's these poor souls I feel sorry for. Police in Pattaya watch the breaking news on the BBC in shock and despondency . Captain Somchai in somber mood forces his mia noi to sell the gold he gave her, bought with on-site traffic fines. Police block roads to airport in a break away coup to protect their earnings. Eligible bachelor Bert Dingleberry is informed that he needs to move out of his 4m baht condo by his GFs family. Edited April 1, 2012 by Pseudolus 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edwinchester Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Poor old Bert, looks like he's taking the news bad. That Lekky Butsaltorn is one hard b*tch. Posted with Thaivisa App http://apps.thaivisa.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisinth Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Hey that's my brother in the picture. Haven't seen him for donkeys, popped out for a bottle of milk, not seen again, never was any good at directions. I think the other one is my missus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theblether Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Hey that's my brother in the picture. Haven't seen him for donkeys, popped out for a bottle of milk, not seen again, never was any good at directions. I think the other one is my missus! No no she was with me last night.............her ass is bigger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harryfrompattaya Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 I bet the emergency wards in Pattaya are full of hyperventilating expats even now. Happy 1st day of April. Posted with Thaivisa App http://apps.thaivisa.com April's fools or not how true it is and the UK should not send out pensions to sex perverts living overseas. They are a disgrace to the UK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 I bet the emergency wards in Pattaya are full of hyperventilating expats even now. Happy 1st day of April. Posted with Thaivisa App http://apps.thaivisa.com April's fools or not how true it is and the UK should not send out pensions to sex perverts living overseas. They are a disgrace to the UK Your joking of course ( I hope). Hmmmm, or better inform my 75 year old English AUNT to get back to blighty soon as, in case your a friend of Galloway eh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pseudolus Posted April 1, 2012 Author Share Posted April 1, 2012 I think the law only applies to Men. It is also being considered for UK female pensioners in Africa and the Caribbean which gets considerably more attract to the blue rinse brigade once they learn how to dislocate their hip at will to be more accommodating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theblether Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 To be fair, it's a plan I do support. It means that there would be a mass exodus from Isaan, and all of us young guys can pick up you're hot Hi-So Thai / Chinese wives. The added benefit of not having to build a house for them ( as you guys have done it already ) makes the proposition even more attractive. Right, I'm going to start an e-petition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macksview Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 if uk oap's benefits stop, the issan mia farangs, will cause political tensions we havent seen the like of, maybe the puppet master will return home and galvanise the ex-bargirl mia farangs, he could march them down from udon thani onto roi et, kalasin, etc, the million wh*re march.. the economy of issan and pattaya will collapse, the people will look for a leader, uk oap forming roadblocks in nana plaza, its a recipe for disaster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exeter Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Barry "Cringeworthy" LOL Hes stolen my identity! Crigeworthy indeed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exeter Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 To be fair, it's a plan I do support. It means that there would be a mass exodus from Isaan, and all of us young guys can pick up you're hot Hi-So Thai / Chinese wives. The added benefit of not having to build a house for them ( as you guys have done it already ) makes the proposition even more attractive. Right, I'm going to start an e-petition. What on earth can that be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exeter Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 if uk oap's benefits stop, the issan mia farangs, will cause political tensions we havent seen the like of, maybe the puppet master will return home and galvanise the ex-bargirl mia farangs, he could march them down from udon thani onto roi et, kalasin, etc, the million wh*re march.. the economy of issan and pattaya will collapse, the people will look for a leader, uk oap forming roadblocks in nana plaza, its a recipe for disaster. They will have to open Bingo Halls as a new attraction, heaven borbid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cardholder Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 I bet the emergency wards in Pattaya are full of hyperventilating expats even now. Happy 1st day of April. Posted with Thaivisa App http://apps.thaivisa.com April's fools or not how true it is and the UK should not send out pensions to sex perverts living overseas. They are a disgrace to the UK Good idea - give it all to the sex perverts living IN the UK ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exeter Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 The original picture looked like a former England football manager, surely there is a mistake here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exeter Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 According to the teelgraph, a later clarification statement from Whitehall stated that this sort of behaviour is not a benefit in kind and certainly not covered by NI contributions, nor does sharing a bed with a local lady constitute "heating allowance" Any of this sort of benefits or allowances will handled on a case by case situation. None of this affects your statutory rights in any way. Uk pensioners can carry on as usual, they dont know what they are missing! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bagwan Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 The thought of all the UK pensioners returning to the UK would terrify the Government. State pension increases payable to current levels, crowds at NHS hospitals demanding free treatment, medication bills going through the roof, having to provide suitable accommodation, winter heating, Xmas bonus, we old buggars waving our free passes taking up all the seats on buses. The joke was too easily seen through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAJIC Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 Nice try at a April Fool. But the Telegraph would never talk about hairy pie, personally I wouldn't understand what that was . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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