Puccini Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the M25 in England. Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?" "Terrorists have kidnapped all of our MP’s during a sitting of parliament, and they're asking for a £100 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in petrol and set them on fire. We are going from car to car collecting donations." "How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks. The man replies, "Roughly a gallon." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daffy D Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 I'll drink to that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maidu Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 How much would you give for abducted advertising executives? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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