xthAi76s Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 When you move away from your table at the restaurant to receive a phone call so as not to disturb your friends with your loud, unnecessary and boring conversation, but dont mind that you're actually standing next to another table disturbing complete strangers . Bravo! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geekfreaklover Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 (edited) When you start using skin whitening cream! Sun "skin whitening" cream. You go to the beach and slap that stuff on in an attempt to get white. You stand over your child playing on the sands with an umbrella because you know if he/she gets brown he/she will never be white again. Edited April 17, 2012 by Geekfreaklover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocN Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 If the explanation and excuse "but I am thai and this is how thais do it" works for you...in every imaginable situation! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daewoo Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 You start adding Khun to other farangs names. I always do this to my mate Jim, "Khun Chim, Khun Chim"... he doesn't like it, but the girls think it is funny... When you start to think you think too much. This one made me laugh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paangjang Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 You don't look when you pull out. i trust you mean while driving. Nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayFaye Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 You carefully inspect 6packs of 1.5 liter waters at Tesco, looking for one that doesn't have exceedlingly frustrating to remove plastic "safety" bands around the cap. You will buy that brand no matter the price. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loong Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 When you bang a metal pot with a stick to stop the rain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomTao Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 When you sit in the middle of a deadend street in the evening to eat fruit with your neighbours, and you all complain about the mozzies but can't be bothered doing anything about them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocturn Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 (edited) you stop thinking of every obstacle you encounter as inherently wrong Edited April 17, 2012 by nocturn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payboy Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 When you start squeezing the lower part of the toothpaste tube only after you have emptied the paste at the top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HalfSquat Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Paul Jones is killing it! Ride the baht bus. Don't use air con at home. Stand still in door ways and at the end of escalators. When you count out pieces of paper you do it so roughly that you crease and bend them. Avoid all contact with doors even it means diving through a closing one so it hits an old woman in the face as it slams shut. Every time you meet someone you ask them where they are going even if they aren't going anywhere. You reply to other peoples lists in this thread with justifications of why they are normal things to do. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heimdallr Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 When you are starting to think it's normal to buy your way out of a crime, regardless how serious it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocN Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 When you have to give someone change for a 100 baht- note on a 45 baht- bill and use a pocket-calculator. ....after that you count the two 20 notes for approx. 10 times, to make sure they are EXACTLY two, before you ad the coins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommoPhysicist Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 You start adding Khun to other farangs names. When you don't bother remembering white peoples names and just call them all 'farang' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Semper Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 When you don't care if the leftovers from dinner, are left on the table and not refrigerated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payboy Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 When you include the expression "oh-ho" in your conversation. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Semper Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 When you start dreaming/looking at well-endowed Farang women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shot Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 When you don't care if the leftovers from dinner, are left on the table and not refrigerated. And, they are covered up by one of those big plastic bug bonnets, that take up most of the table, and don’t do shit for ants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payboy Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 (edited) When you wear a Yellow silicone wrist band even though you don't like it, because your teerak said it may get you special favors from officials, like faster 90 day reporting. Edited April 18, 2012 by Payboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shot Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 You think it is normal to see a 9 year old riding a motorbike, smoking a cigarette, and taking his 4 year old sister to school. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Semper Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 You think it is normal to see a 9 year old riding a motorbike, smoking a cigarette, and taking his 4 year old sister to school. ...or buying beer for papa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShanePashen Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 When you start taking 6 showers a day, instead of your usual Farrang 1. When you ask your TGF to marry you, and she has to go ask the fortune teller who sits on the beach all day doing nothing, when is a lucky day, and you think that makes sense!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kananga Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 When you stop using the acronym TGF because it doesnt matter what nationality your girlfriend is and no-one cares anyway! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payboy Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 You think it is normal to see a 9 year old riding a motorbike, smoking a cigarette, and taking his 4 year old sister to school. When you see a 4 year old girl riding pillion behind a 9 year old boy on a motorbike and think she's his sister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewlyMintedThai Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 You keep your spare change in your ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Semper Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 When you stop using the acronym TGF because it doesnt matter what nationality your girlfriend is and no-one cares anyway! +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCure Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 When you can read a single article in The Nation and not puke 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommoPhysicist Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 You think it is normal to see a 9 year old riding a motorbike, smoking a cigarette, and taking his 4 year old sister to school. When you see a 4 year old girl riding pillion behind a 9 year old boy on a motorbike and think she's his sister. When you give your 9 year old son the keys to the m/c and tell him to drive your 4 year old daughter to school. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payboy Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 You start posting pictures of your food on facebook. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xthAi76s Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 You start posting pictures of your food on facebook. You post pictures of your very average-looking, unspectacular, likely rather cheap and quite boring food on facebook. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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