Payboy Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 You make sure everyone on the BTS / MRT is aware that you have an iPhone by bringing it out every few minutes - just to reassure yourself. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wana Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Tell people you will meet them in Siam Paragon for shopping ,and then travel to a cheaper place ...to actually shop ..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xthAi76s Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Whether male or female, when you think you've reach a sufficient point in the societal hierarchy that you are now permitted to attend "I'm an important Thai Walking College" so that you can learn how to walk like the upper class by gently kicking your feet out 45 degrees (rather than the normal commoner walk where most of the energy for walking is utilized in a completely forward motion). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Croc Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 When you change the day of your move into the new house because some fortune teller told your tgf the next day was luckier. It pissed down all day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payboy Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 When it doesn't matter whether you put the toilet paper roll in the toilet or on the dining table. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommoPhysicist Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 You start posting pictures of your food on facebook. You post pictures of your very average-looking, unspectacular, likely rather cheap and quite boring food on facebook. You post pictures of your very avearge-looking, unspectacular, likely rather cheap and quite boring Thai wife/gf on facebook. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canuckamuck Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 When you know how to get balloons on the skytrain without getting your head smashed in. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payboy Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 When you need a separate wallet to carry all your discount / membership cards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wana Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 when you have 15 bank accounts and atm cards from every bank in the country ............and no money in any of them because you dont get paid for another two weeks ........ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payboy Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 When your personal physician is the 14 year old behind the counter at the corner pharmacy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kananga Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 When you start telling people you were in the SAS/CIA and honestly think that people believe you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xthAi76s Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 when you have 15 bank accounts and atm cards from every bank in the country ............and no money in any of them because you dont get paid for another two weeks ........ Ooh, low blow to the gut... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomTao Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 When you don't care if the leftovers from dinner, are left on the table and not refrigerated. And, they are covered up by one of those big plastic bug bonnets, that take up most of the table, and don’t do shit for ants. You just brush the ants off and spit the ones out that you missed, unless they're fried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJCM Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 (edited) When you know how much water you have to put in the rice cooker to get rice that's cooked to perfection. Edited April 20, 2012 by MJCM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canuckamuck Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 When you can park your motorbike in a 40cm gap and dismount without burning your leg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xthAi76s Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 When you need a security guard to park or come out of a parking spot irrespective of how long you've been driving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payboy Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 When you need a straw to drink from a can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kananga Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 When you need a plastic bag for your plastic bags. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazy Sod Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 You don't mind eating lukewarm food cooked hours ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt60 Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 When you make a chair from the re bar left over from making your motor bikes sidecar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xthAi76s Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 When you temporarily become a monk just for the fashion of it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xthAi76s Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 When you give a proper and respectful wai to the massage lady after your "take care" session. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
callao Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 When you organize your evening so you don't miss your favorite Thai soup opera Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigJohnnyBKK Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 When you realize you've probably eaten less than a kilo of beef over the past five years, without actually trying to avoid it. You *have* been trying to avoid those tiny dried shrimp though, but probably ended up eating a kilo *per year* of them. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayFaye Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 When you realize there are only two kinds of farang music: Hotel California and anything by Bob Marley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayFaye Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 When you are a passenger in any vehicle, you get stressed out when the driver is obeying the speed limit and not overtaking any motorbike unless it is safe to do so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brit1984 Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 You forget how to read a clock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ysamui Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 You start to say "na" after every sentence - another beer NA - she was cute NA - she is not like all the others NA - is the buffalo back on all fours NA 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kananga Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 When you describe something using the term 'farang' like it means something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xthAi76s Posted April 22, 2012 Share Posted April 22, 2012 When you cannot make any important decision without the help of a group. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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