I met and married my Thai wife about ten years ago, however, we seem to be having a few problems.

Before the marriage I paid my obligatory 5 million Baht Sin Sod to her mother. Everything seemed to be going well until they cashed the cheque.

Later my wife began to complain about pains and cramps (in womens places) which prevented us from having a normal relationship.

I have tried to be accomodating, even offerring to use the back door but to no avail.

She has recently been to see a specialist who has diagnosed her with an enlarged prostate.

I find that if we stick to the medication prescribed, and if I pay her a few thousand Baht, relations can resume for a short while. Can anyone advise me on my next step? (We have tried Tiger Balm and Ya Homme)

Thanks.

Edited April 10, 201214 yr by Dekchaimong

Yeh,

Tried Tiger Balm??? Hahahahaha Hohohohoho

You seriously think we are all that stupid??

Edited April 10, 201214 yr by pattayadingo

She can try your own backdoor instead.

0/10

Tolerance people please!

I suffer from that Attention Deficit (ADD)thing, so it isn't exactly easy for me here. - "where did I put my dinner, where are the car keys, have you seen my wallet?" and also have to keep washing my hands - I think it is like a compulsive disorder syndrome or something.

It costs me a fortune in Sunlight every week.

The good thing is though, my wife has a twin sister who suffers from memory loss, she is like the exact opposite of "Total Recall" Good job too! As it would probably put my marriage in jeapordy if she recalled what happened last night!

She can try your own backdoor instead.

It is not for the want of asking! Part of the problem stems from Thailands archaic laws - it is apparently illegal to have a psuedo / plastic penis!!! obviously this law seems to stem from the insecurity of Thai men who generally seem to be a bit short in the Trouser Region.

We have tried importing a plastic strap on on numerous occaisions, but it appears to get seized and sat on by the Thai Customs! What they do with it I have no idea.

Edited April 10, 201214 yr by Dekchaimong

Tolerance people please!

I suffer from that Attention Deficit (ADD)thing, so it isn't exactly easy for me here. - "where did I put my dinner, where are the car keys, have you seen my wallet?" and also have to keep washing my hands - I think it is like a compulsive disorder syndrome or something.

It costs me a fortune in Sunlight every week.

The good thing is though, my wife has a twin sister who suffers from memory loss, she is like the exact opposite of "Total Recall" Good job too! As it would probably put my marriage in jeapordy if she recalled what happened last night!

Indeed. Not even an "A" for effort.

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