A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the

doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived,examined

the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the

baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

"Breast-fed" she replied.

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.

She did.

He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for

a while in a detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is

underweight. You don't have any milk."

I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."

Another unexpected punchline that made me laugh...

:D