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Global Warming

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It is theorized that veggie dinosaurs caused Global Warming 65 million years ago by Farting.

It is estimated that a single 20 ton sauropod farted approximately 1.9 kg of methane per day.

Considering that we now have close to 5 billion humanoids contributing to global warming by farting,

it is time to take responsibility.

There are three ways to go about this:

1: reduce nr of humans

2: change diet, away from veggies

3: butt-plugg ( obviously they'll have to be of the somewhat more painful, but more nature friendly wood material, rather than the slick plastic variety,

or OTOH, the wood variant may cause such discomfort that fella human are discouraged to use'em, which may be a sub topic to this dire situation)

Discussion: What's the best effort to reduce Global Warming/Farting ?

Edited by poanoi

Selective extermination.......I suggest we start with apes with poor fashion sense. coffee1.gif

Charcoal Tablets?

However I believe this post is not long for posting ...

Good luck with this one. whistling.gif

Things are warming up. No doubt about it! biggrin.png

Things are warming up. No doubt about it! biggrin.png

If it goes the way poanoi suggests, soon everything will be roasted.

Chickens, ducks, even fry an egg on the back of a shovel.

Just remember which shovel you used to dig the latrine with.

Roasted Duck ... I haven't eaten that for ages ... about the only food I like at MK's.

Love it with their special sauce ... don't go much on the rest of their food though.

How will a butt plug prevent gas being produced?

Would not the butt plug represent such a blockage that sooner or later a blow out will take place?

;-)

;-)

Not Thailand related

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