I had a former "friend" who lived there. I carefully described the lovely condo I was renting in Thailand right on the beach in Na Jomtien, what I was paying per month, even sent videos, and asked if I could get similar for the same price-ish. He told me "of course." I asked him if there was any nightlife like Walking Street. decent girls to play slap and tickle with. He told me "of course." I asked him if there was decent healthcare available. You already know what he told me. Turns out he lied through his teeth as his only form of income was playing music in a mediocre trio and I told him, because I was retired and getting a suitable pension, I'd play keyboards for free to help the band sound a little better - more types of songs are available with keyboards. Zihuatanejo is a retirement community for old Canadian couples. He set me up in a subterranean sh!thole with no view. There are only so many internet lines available so you have to wait until someone moves or dies to get internet to your home. There is NO nightlife to speak of. The whole time I was there I saw only one woman I'd even think of asking out for a drink. The mayor's wife fell off her horse and, as there is NO suitable healthcare, died as she was medevaced by helicopter to the nearest hospital miles away. You think the traffic is bad in Thailand? Pleeeeeeeeze! I like riding a pushbike, but it was challenging. One day I just got fed up and started yelling at a driver. There was a military vehicle across the street and the pendejo manning a 50 caliber cannon aimed it at me and indicated I should calm down. Zihuatanejo is a place to visit if all you want to do is eat at decent restaurants or play golf and I don't play golf. Most of the time there are no alligators on the beaches but it is something bathers must be aware of. I trusted that "friend" so I didn't investigate how the beach in the movie and the reality were polar opposites. As for a place to live? HELL no!
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