Wouldn't You Love To Hear The President Say ...

[sadman]

Funny Thing how everyone loves to hate AMERICA... Untill you quit getting our money and support.

But you see we kicked the rubbish out of our country and sent'em back to Britian. AND THEN WE SAVED YOUR A$$'$ NOT ONCE BUT TWICE...

Great post Goerge!! NOW IF WE COULD ONLY GET A BUSH TO LISTEN TO IT>

Sorry, but to whom do you refer when you say you kicked the rubbish back to Britain? Does it include (the late) John Paul Getty, Madonna, Ray Seitz (the US Ambassador who decided to stay in Britain), innumerable actors/musicians? Come on - there has always been trans-Atlantic mobility.

But it's interesting about saving us: I presume you are talking about the 1916-18 war and the 1941-45 war? (Oddly enough, my granddad had been fighting for the 2 years before 1916 and the 2 years prior to 1941). So other than the American Civil War - how many wars have you won on your own, exactly?

Yes, US dollars have helped Great Britain on more than one occasion, but let's not get carried away: there has always been a mutuality of obligation.

What I'm trying to say is that no longer is any nation truly independent of the rest of the world, and it is simply daft to think it is. And out of interest, I am very fond of the USA and its people: my dad was American and I am entitled to US citizenship. I choose not to take it, but that doesn't mean I hate America.

[phuketsiam]

before we get too serious, here's a tongue in cheek view with some points relevent to this discussion

http://lowlife.me.uk/declarewar.html

[sadman]

before we get too serious, here's a tongue in cheek view with some points relevent to this discussion

http://lowlife.me.uk/declarewar.html

It isn't tongue-in-cheek at all.

As far as I am concerned, we should drive the colonial whippersnappers out and take back what is rightfully the property of her Majesty, God bless 'er.

[phuketsiam]

[suegha]

before we get too serious, here's a tongue in cheek view with some points relevent to this discussion

http://lowlife.me.uk/declarewar.html

It isn't tongue-in-cheek at all.

As far as I am concerned, we should drive the colonial whippersnappers out and take back what is rightfully the property of her Majesty, God bless 'er.

You see, this is more like it! Very funny and in the jokes section...

[Ajarn_Jonesy]

But you see we kicked the rubbish out of our country and sent'em back to Britian. AND THEN WE SAVED YOUR A$$'$ NOT ONCE BUT TWICE...

Great post Goerge!! NOW IF WE COULD ONLY GET A BUSH TO LISTEN TO IT>

A common myth the yanks love to believe, if wasn't for the French the yanks would have lost their war of independance, (ever wondered why they gave you the statue of liberty, or do think you think you made it all by yourselves) and as for saveing our asses if your talking about WWI and II the yanks arrived very late when it was all but over to claim a share of the spoils, and then made lots hollywood movies about how they won it all by themselves.

we saved your ass in korea, in vietnam- all by yourselves you didn't do so well, you see we have the brains and you have the brawn

[Boon Mee]

Bush Still Won't Accept Blame for Pearl Harbor

Today, the Shrub went through the robotic motions of honoring the brave men, women, and transgendered who died at Pearl Harbor thanks to his family's relentless quest for absolute power.

No doubt, Bush naively believes that being born five years after that day of infamy excuses him from any guilt. But if the dead could speak, they'd cry out from their watery graves and demand he apologize and atone for his complicity in the attacks.

It's common knowledge that the Shrub's grandfather, Prescott Shrub Bush, bankrolled the Third Reich out of his own pockets, but the rabbit-hole of treachery and betrayal goes much deeper than anyone could possibly have imagined. As I will reveal, the Bush family not only orchestrated the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor, but conspired with some of history's most notorious figures in order to assume control of the White House for decades to come.

It was the summer of 1941. Senator Prescott Bush covertly met with fellow Skull & Bones members Gen. Hideki Tojo, Joseph Goebbels, and Fatty Arbuckle to hatch an insidious plot so secret that only a few Democrat Underground members and that weird guy at the comic book store know about it. On the 7th of December, Japan would launch a "surprise attack" on the U.S. Naval base at Pearl Harbor, Hawaii, launching a war and allowing young naval aviator George Herbert Walker Bush pad his political resume with a phony act of heroism at sea. In return, Arbuckle would use his Hollywood connections to disgrace Tojo's political adversary, Ministry of Finance Kiichi Miyazawa, in an elaborate sex scandal involving an underage prostitute and a syphilitic goat. Goebbels would provide beer and brats.

Just as planned, the Pearl Harbor attacks came by complete surprise, and the entire U.S. Pacific Fleet was destroyed. George H.W. Bush went off to war, and was shot down over Iwo Jima. His crewmates and fellow Skull and Bonesmen perished, but he was "miraculously" pulled from the water and would shamelessly use his military service for political gain years later. Back in Tokyo, Tojo patiently awaited for Prescott Bush to fulfill his part of the bargain and destroy his political rival, Miyazawa.

On August 9, 1945, atomic bombs were dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki - bombs built with uranium procured by Prescott Bush's Vanadium Corporation. Japan quickly surrendered, and Tojo was captured by the allies and summarily executed without a trail. Newly appointed Chancellor of Germany, Joseph Goebbels, took his own life outside a Berlin-area Piggly Wiggly, and Fatty Arbuckle became embroiled in a career-ending sex scandal of his own. Miyazawa, on the other hand, was promoted to the Japanese Diet, which monitors and controls the Nipponese sushi trade. For a while it seemed as if the Bush Dynasty would evade meeting their obligations in the sinister pact.

The Bushies would soon learn, however, that there was still a bill to be paid, and it would be paid with liquid assets.

Flash forward to 1992. In the midst of a failing political campaign, President George Herbert Walker Bush attends a state visit in Tokyo, Japan. Journalists would later describe the President as appearing pale and disoriented, at least more so than usual. Perhaps out of guilt over the needless deaths of his old crewmates, or from stress over troubles with his coke-addicted, alcoholic son, the president is overcome by a wave of nausea. He opens his mouth, and for a moment it appears as if he's going to speak. Instead, he shocks the world by vacating the contents of his stomach all over the Japanese Prime Minister...none other than Kiichi Miyazawa himself.

In ancient Japanese culture, being ralfed on by dinner guests was considered such a dishonor that the victims often committed ritual suicide before the puke even dried. Japan had long since abandoned the barbaric Samurai Code, but the stigma of being a vomit receptacle remained. Shamed and disgraced, Miyazawa was forced out of office with a vote of "no confidence" less than one year later, and the old pact between Prescott Bush and Admiral Tojo was finally fulfilled.

However, Miyazawa was from finished. While Dubya ascended to the throne, the disgraced prime minister plotted his revenge. As a member of the powerful Trilateral Commission, he was able to secure documents that would both expose the Bush family's involvement in the Pearl Harbor attacks, and completely exonerate Fatty Arbuckle. Determined to get the damning evidence to the American press, he entrusted it with his nephew, a commercial fisherman operating off the coast of Hawaii. In February of 2001, just weeks after Bush stole the presidency, the Japanese trawler Emime Maru was destroyed by the U.S.S. Greenville. All aboard the vessel were killed - including Miyazawa's nephew, who had mere days before deposited the documents in a safety deposit box at the Manhattan branch of Fuji Bank - located in the south tower of the World Trade Center.

Paranoid conspiracy nuts will have fun with that little morsel, but we all know the real reason Bush ordered the 9/11 attacks was to steal Iraq's oil. Nonetheless, the evidence of Bush's treachery was destroyed forever, along with any hopes of seeing him brought to justice for his crimes.

As we expected, Dumbya didn't mention any of this in his pretty little speech today. Like he always does, he'll evade responsibility, pass the buck, and allow 2,000 brave servicemen to remain helplessly trapped at the bottom of the ocean just so he doesn't have to pay them their social security benefits

[suegha]

Wow, this is now getting weird!!! Maybe this should have started its own thread?

[Boon Mee]

Wow, this is now getting weird!!! Maybe this should have started its own thread?

Well, George did start this one, remember?

[sadman]

Mmmm....yes.... the pieces are all beginning to fall into place....

[Boon Mee]

[backflip]

"Canada is on List 2"

When the Shah of Iran was deposed, the US embassy was overrun, and the employees were held hostage. Several employees made their way to the Canadian embassy. Despite threats of death, the Canadian ambassador deemed the American embassy employees Canadian diplomats, and had them - and the Canadian embassy employees - safely escorted out of the country. The Canadian embassy was then ransacked. Fortunately, the Canadian ambassador returned home a national hero. Too, the US recognized his selfless acts be awarding him the Freedom medal. Despite many differences, the Canadians and Americans share ideals of freedom. May God bless the Canadians, and their endeavors.

[phuketsiam]

Yeah Canadians are a cool bunch, never been to Quebec tho