travelmann Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 Toilet paper should be in a holder on the kitchen table, nowhere else. You must have very long arms?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmac Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 My pet peeve in LOS is the glue they use to stick down the first sheet.....why they have to use some industrial adhesive strong enough to stick an elephant to the ceiling, eludes me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 Bum gun or invoke the left hand rule in a drought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisinth Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 Whilst we're on this subject, I'd like to ask a question kinda related. Who goes "commando" in Thailand, or do you still wear underpants? I must admit, I haven't worn a pair of undies since setting foot here. Such a sense of freedom. Have to wear them, it shows at the bottom of my shorts............. Maybe you should wear something longer than hot pants. Got nothing else to match the singlet! Have to change the flip-flops as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NomadJoe Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 Toilet paper should be in a holder on the kitchen table, nowhere else. I take it you use the gun? Something I just can't come to grips with. Even my Thai lady uses paper, she hates the gun as well. I'm too worried about sending shit all over the walls, floor etc. You can always reduce the pressure of the gun. I had once one so strong that it was a challenge to not give yourself an enema every time you used it. The high power ones are helpful after curry night when it's like trying to get peanut butter out of shag carpeting. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NomadJoe Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 My pet peeve in LOS is the glue they use to stick down the first sheet.....why they have to use some industrial adhesive strong enough to stick an elephant to the ceiling, eludes me. And the glue has usually glued down the first 7 layers. This one sounds nice: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
giddyup Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 (edited) My pet peeve in LOS is the glue they use to stick down the first sheet.....why they have to use some industrial adhesive strong enough to stick an elephant to the ceiling, eludes me. That's a mystery to me as well. I usually have to tear through at least 3 or 4 layers to get an end started. Do they put the rolls in a wind tunnel first to test the flap is stuck? Edited July 14, 2012 by giddyup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seasia Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 Zilk or Tesco Jumbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MB1 Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 Anyone remember wiping their ass on this, we wouldn't use it as toilet paper when we were young but it made good tracing paper.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
giddyup Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 Anyone remember wiping their ass on this, we wouldn't use it as toilet paper when we were young but it made good tracing paper.. Is that like those tiny sheets they have in a dispenser in public toilets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payboy Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 (edited) How do you dry your wet arse? Many a farang has tried to drip-dry in the balcony with devastating results. Edited July 14, 2012 by Payboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotime Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 I would refer you to the "Why some people need to get out more" topic. You're here aren't you? Out of disbelief, yes. However, I'm not pondering Thai toilet paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
giddyup Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 I would refer you to the "Why some people need to get out more" topic. You're here aren't you? Out of disbelief, yes. However, I'm not pondering Thai toilet paper. Maybe you should listen to your own advice...."why people need to get out more". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scully Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 Anyone remember wiping their ass on this, we wouldn't use it as toilet paper when we were young but it made good tracing paper.. Yes this was standard in British schools it would just rub it around. By the sound of it a hat would be far better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 Anyone remember wiping their ass on this, we wouldn't use it as toilet paper when we were young but it made good tracing paper.. Oh god, yes, one of the reasons I didn't look forward to going to scout camp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sangfroid Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 This is the best one http://www.sickchirpse.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/shitbegone.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARISTIDE Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 Toilet paper should be in a holder on the kitchen table, nowhere else. How does that work you mean using your hand....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave2 Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 gidyup. re ... Do you find that flies hover around your hat? nahh never .... give the area a 200 % wash with bum gun water and your drying your bum the same as you do with a towel after a shower ... its no different ! MB1 . re ... Anyone remember wiping their ass on this yes ... when i was a kid and in this hotel in sofia bulgaria in october 03 : ( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rsquared Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 All hail the bum gun..........just pucker-up and fire away. I find it very relieving after a night on the chillies, or after any other normal night. As a commercial once asked.........."What can't you leave home without?"...........for me.......the Bum Gun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MB1 Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 (edited) All hail the bum gun..........just pucker-up and fire away. I find it very relieving after a night on the chillies, or after any other normal night. As a commercial once asked.........."What can't you leave home without?"...........for me.......the Bum Gun! As for the bum gun I'm in two minds, especially when in public loos, I don't know who's arse it's been up and when was it last hygenically cleaned, urrrgggg. http://www.thaivisa....irter-or-paper/ Edited July 14, 2012 by MB1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geriatrickid Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 My pet peeve in LOS is the glue they use to stick down the first sheet.....why they have to use some industrial adhesive strong enough to stick an elephant to the ceiling, eludes me. That's a mystery to me as well. I usually have to tear through at least 3 or 4 layers to get an end started. Do they put the rolls in a wind tunnel first to test the flap is stuck? Same problem here. I also find that the standard Thai TP is too coarse. It irritates the gentle skin of my buttocks. My tushie is very delicate. I have had to seek relief from the nappie cremes used on babies to treat diaper rash. It can be painful after a spicey meal too. I will also confess to bringing in North American sourced premium grade TP. I always have an emergency roll, (double ply, double roll( just in case I have a situation where there is a tummy upset. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sotsira Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 As for the bum gun I'm in two minds, especially when in public loos, I don't know who's arse it's been up and when was it last hygenically cleaned, urrrgggg. http://www.thaivisa....irter-or-paper/ Your not supposed to stick it up your arse! It's not a bowel irrigation tool 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUDAS Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 Toilet paper should be in a holder on the kitchen table, nowhere else. I take it you use the gun? Something I just can't come to grips with. Even my Thai lady uses paper, she hates the gun as well. I'm too worried about sending shit all over the walls, floor etc. Wait 'til it's actually cleared the firing chamber before blasting your ass with the gun then, generally avoids blowing it all over the walls 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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