So you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you -

what do you do?

Senior Health Care Solution

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets.

You are allowed to shoot 2 MPs and 2 illegal immigrants!

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need!

New teeth? - No problem.

Need glasses? - Great.

New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart?

All covered.

(And your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now).

And who will be paying for all of this?

The same government that just told you that you they cannot afford for you to go into a home.

Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay income tax any more.

IS THE UK A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?

No wonder the rest of the world’s population can’t get here fast enough!

harsh but true

Hmmm.....no sex with your 18 year old wife?

Oops sorry...wrong country.

If I can still collect my pensions and stop paying tax on them where do I sign up.?