Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighbourhood bar.

Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so

intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking

lot for a few minutes with the officer quietly observing.

After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five different

vehicles the man managed to find his own car which he fell into. He was

there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove

off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a

dry night), flicked the hazard flasher on and off, tooted the horn and then

switched on the lights.

He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then

remained stationary for a few more minutes as more patrons left in their

vehicles. At last he pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive

slowly down the street.

The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up

his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over

and carried out a breathalyser test. To his amazement the breathalyser

indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the

Police station. This breathalyser equipment must be broken."

"I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy."

:D

LOL

Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighbourhood bar.

Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so

intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking

lot for a few minutes with the officer quietly observing.

After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five different

vehicles the man managed to find his own car which he fell into. He was

there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove

off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a

dry night), flicked the hazard flasher on and off, tooted the horn and then

switched on the lights.

He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then

remained stationary for a few more minutes as more patrons left in their

vehicles. At last he pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive

slowly down the street.

The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up

his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over

and carried out a breathalyser test. To his amazement the breathalyser

indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the

Police station. This breathalyser equipment must be broken."

"I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy."

Love it....anymore ?

brilliant