ThaiRobert3 Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 Saw a news report on Sky news today that a man had been stopped at an airport in India and was attempting to smuggle a Loris monkey in his trousers. The plane had departed from Bangkok. A second monkey was found in an airport bin. Apparently this is the second time recently smugglers have been caught at Indian airports both times the planes departed from Bangkok. Security and checking and Bangkok airports clearly seems to be inadequate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoDogz Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 Well if you have a live monkey down your pants, most likely only way to detect it would be a body search or xray and with an xray, your gonads would come out looking rather strange. The Loris are very slow and docile, so no wonder it is smuggled alive like that as doubt it moves about at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shot Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 Excuse me...Is that a loris in your pants, or are you just happy to see me? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BookMan Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 Well if you have a live monkey down your pants, most likely only way to detect it would be a body search or xray and with an xray, your gonads would come out looking rather strange. The Loris are very slow and docile, so no wonder it is smuggled alive like that as doubt it moves about at all. Is it true they are very fond of nuts Twodogz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canuckamuck Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 (edited) Well I hope they give monkeys back to Loris Edited September 10, 2012 by canuckamuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scully Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 Excuse me...Is that a loris in your pants, or are you just happy to see me? I hope he didn't spank it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWalkingMan Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 Spank the monkey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoDogz Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 I bet it was the middle one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VocalNeal Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 Must be a slow news Loris day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payboy Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 Two monkeys and a trouser snake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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