The Love Dress

[sunshine51]

A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house. She knocked on the

door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law

lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of

perfume filled the room.

"What are you doing?!" she asked.

"I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work," the daughter-in- law answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"Mike loves me and wants me to wear this dress," she explained." It excites him to

no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and

ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me"

The mother-in-law left.

When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed

the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch, waiting for her husband to

arrive.

Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress," she whispered sensually.

"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?

He never heard the gunshot.

[kevjohn]

Good one......