Foreigner Has Teeth Stolen After Liaison

[britmaveric]

Foreigner has teeth stolen after liaison

Hard to make himself understood A farang, who picked up a young man in Pattaya’s raunchy Sunee Plaza district, was speechless after finding his teeth missing the following morning. The glass where they had last been given refuge was empty. The couple booked into a short-time hotel which turns a blind eye, or maybe even two, to occasional liaisons of this type.

The European foreigner, aged 58, tried to complain to the management what had happened, but could not pronounce the words properly without his dentures. Eventually, another guest at the hotel suggested he write down his complaint on a piece of paper. This was then translated back into Thai so that the receptionist had the full picture.

A staff meeting was then held to ascertain the next course of action. There was a general consensus that the teeth were unlikely to be returned by the youthful criminal, although a detailed check on the room was ordered in case they had simply been mislaid or dropped on the floor. Another idea put forward was to phone the tourist police who in turn suggested an embassy helpline.

An official there queried what anybody would do with someone else’s false teeth in any case as their market value must be extremely low. In response to a question, the toothless fellow agreed he was not carrying a spare set. If he had been, it was stressed, the crisis would have been over by now. It was then decided that the best thing was to have another set of teeth made immediately and an appointment was set up with a local denture manufacturer to make the impressions.

At this point, the foreigner was asked to pay a deposit of 5,000 baht, whereupon he discovered that his wallet containing 16,000 baht and two credit cards had also been stolen by the sneak thief in the bedroom. The man was asked to go to the police station to file a stolen goods report but had to delay for 48 hours until his new teeth were ready.

-Pattaya Today

17 Jan 2006

[MP5]

Why the 48 hour wait?

Oh! I just remembered it has to be written in Thai!

Edited January 30, 2006 by MP5

[chechoie]

You made this up Brit, come on, admit it!

Even I don’t believe this one.

[britmaveric]

You made this up Brit, come on, admit it!

Even I don’t believe this one.

Sadly my imagination isn't that good!!!

[lovethailandlongtime]

At least he didn't get 'chewy' about it

Edited January 30, 2006 by lovethailandlongtime

[davethailand]

were the teeth taken out for a reason? the phrase golfball through a hose pipe springs to mind.

[Phil Conners]

Ewwww!

[gburns57au]

I have actually enquired about a second set being made in Thailand and they told me 2 weeks minimum...even though they can mould from the original set.....cost was 12000 baht for upper and lower.

I gotta admit this sounds like a make up story.....

If some one was game enough to knock my teeth off....I would check my wallet first thing... anyone game enough to steal your teeth will undoubtedly go for the wallet as well

Nowadays there is no need to put them in a glass o/night....there are many cleansers that work while you are in the shower or pastes that you can use like a toothpaste...My preferred choice when o/s....unless he a teeth grinder when asleep. Notice I am avoiding the obvious reason here

Gotta wonder tho if he didnt lose them down the dunny.......easily done trust me...

[RAZZELL]

Classic

[Mighty Mouse]

I wish I could find a Pattaya girl with a strong jaw and no teeth.

Nothing better than smooth gums..........hmmmmmmmmmmmmm......................

Yes, I know.....time for my cold shower.

[Artisan]

Pity it wasn't his glass eye as next time he could keep an eye out for him!

Edited January 31, 2006 by Artisan

[kurgen]

I find this hard to swallow

[Pattayatony]

I hope Mr Toxic dosnt find out about this or we will have another CRACK DOWN

[Artisan]

I hope Mr Toxic dosnt find out about this or we will have another CRACK DOWN

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Crack-Down or Cock-Up...........they are different ends of the same thing.

[suegha]

were the teeth taken out for a reason? the phrase golfball through a hose pipe springs to mind.

I have never heard the phrase 'golfball through a hose pipe'! What's it supposed to mean?

Edited January 31, 2006 by suegha

[Pattaya_Fox]

......Moral of Story.

......Always put yer Money and yer Teeth where yer Mouth is

[gburns57au]

Suegha.....

Give a girl a length of hosepipe....about a foot long should do......then give her a golfball.....put the golfball at one end of the hosepipe and get her to suck at the other end......if the she can get that the golfball up the length of the hosepipe by just sucking on the hosepipe.....

Keep Her and you will always be happy.....