swissie Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 The original thread "Exorcist needed, urgent" was moved somewhere. Don't know where. Looked at "Health, Body & Medicine" and even at "Golf in Thailand" sub-forums, nothing! Nevermind. I am happy to say, that my buddy and I were able to solve the problem without the assistance of an exorcist. As in many cases, major problems can be resolved with simple counter-actions. Why we never thought of this simple remedy before, I will never know. = My buddy simply bought her a brand new MERCEDES-BENZ ! Problem solved. The demon left her on the spot. No more rolling eyes, no more hysterical verbal outbursts in the middle of the night, no more spitting greenish fluids in my bowl filled with my favorite pretzels. Yes it's true: Miracles do happen, especially if one can afford to pay for them. Where does all that leave my buddy and I ? After this experience of misery, agony and pain, or nerves are blank. While the lady is happy as a clam and purring like a kitten, the two of us are popping tranquilizers like candy. It doesen't seem to help much. So we have devised an agressive "forward-strategy': We shall go out and hit the town and in the process consume large amouts of alcoholic beverages, hoping that this might finally stabilize our nerves. It's risky, because we know, if that backfires, we might ourselves need an exorcist that is specialised in fighting demons generally known under the name of "Beer Chang, Singha etc." Cheers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BookMan Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 Swissie...swissie...swissie... your other thread is here; http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/586385-exorcist-needed-urgent/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoslim Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 Tag un Nacht in die Peiz, Swissie, du solch mal a rli wasser trinke stat nur Bier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soutpeel Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 ah more of that famous, biting and witty Swiss humour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soutpeel Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 Tag un Nacht in die Peiz, Swissie, du solch mal a rli wasser trinke stat nur Bier Is "wasser" Swiss for w*nker ? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiss1960 Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 Tag un Nacht in die Peiz, Swissie, du solch mal a rli wasser trinke stat nur Bier U should not try to write in Swiss german if you don't speak our language... u disqualify yourself as a s***id German Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soi41 Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 ah more of that famous, biting and witty Swiss humour Just to make sure, that everyone gets it! First version was a winner, second one........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoslim Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 Tag un Nacht in die Peiz, Swissie, du solch mal a rli wasser trinke stat nur Bier U should not try to write in Swiss german if you don't speak our language... u disqualify yourself as a s***id German There are no writing rules in Swizerduetsch so I'm free to do as I please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tywais Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 Swissie...swissie...swissie... your other thread is here; http://www.thaivisa....-needed-urgent/ Since the 'lost' thread has been found no need for two topics running. //Closed// Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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