jbowman1993 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 What is the secret to long life? Moderation in all things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jai Dee Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Moderation in all things. You called? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 What is the secret to long life? Moderation in all things. My family motto is "Everything to excess" = "omniferum ab intemperies"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Burr Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 It's been scientificly proved that birthdays are good for your health. The more you have, the longer you live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britmaveric Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 moderation is the key - also doesnt hurt if you imbibe green tea on a daily basis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gburns57au Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Die later rather than sooner works for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Burr Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 It also helps if you are not.... Excessively tall. Excessively short. Left-handed. Do shift work. Single. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 It also helps if you are not....Excessively tall. Excessively short. Left-handed. Do shift work. Single. So if you are single, excessively tall, left handed and do shifts, what happens?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave the Dude Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 It also helps if you are not.... Excessively tall. Excessively short. Left-handed. Do shift work. Single. So if you are single, excessively tall, left handed and do shifts, what happens?? NO ONE NOTICES IF YOUR BROWN BREAD (dead)!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbowman1993 Posted February 1, 2006 Author Share Posted February 1, 2006 Yeah, short people are the worst Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BKK90210 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Forget about having a long life! I'm a buddhist...and I believe in rebirth.....Hahh...It's nice to start everything fresh again the sooner is the better! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyingDutchman Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Forget about having a long life!I'm a buddhist...and I believe in rebirth.....Hahh...It's nice to start everything fresh again the sooner is the better! Well in that case, a rope might help ... A moderate life ? Is that the same as a dull life ? I'd rather do it all, then live 15 years longer, without doing 'anything' and to live just to prolongue your life (which you cannot control anyhow ...). I knew a man who never drunk and smoked; he was a sportsman. He was 23 (last year) and he told his father : "I have a headache, I'm gonna lie down". Three hours later his father came into the room and he was dead. My great-grandfather drunk Gin (actually it was 'Jenever', which the Brits turned into Gin, when Dutch 'Stadhouder Willem' (William) and Mary became their king and queen late 17th century. He gave the Brits the recipe of Jenever to kick out the French Cognac ). And my grat-grandfather also smoked cigars. He walked some 30 miles every day upto the age of 97 ! My grandfather lived to be 85. Which I sign for ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Burr Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 It also helps if you are not.... Excessively tall. Excessively short. Left-handed. Do shift work. Single. So if you are single, excessively tall, left handed and do shifts, what happens?? Well.........I wouldn't lend them any money, that's for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 It also helps if you are not.... Excessively tall. Excessively short. Left-handed. Do shift work. Single. So if you are single, excessively tall, left handed and do shifts, what happens?? Well.........I wouldn't lend them any money, that's for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazza Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 I discovered the secret to long life a few centuries ago. But I can't remember what it was. It'll probably come back to me in the next millenium or so, it usually does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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