A Difference Of Opinion

[Pormax]

Two ladies were catching up over a cup of coffee.

"And how was your evening last night?"

A total disaster. After getting home my hubby wolfed down the meal in 4 minutes flat after

I had spent all aftenoon preparing it.

He then granted me 3 minutes of making love then 2 minutes later fell asleep.

A total nightmare, and you?

Oh mine was incredible.

My hubby was home waiting for me when I got back from work then he took me out for a very romantic dinner.

Then we walked back home under an amazing clear starry sky along the canal, for two hours.

Once home he lit up the bedroom with candles and we had foreplay for an hour followed by an hour of making love.

Then we just lied there and chatted until late.

It was wonderful.

Two men meet up at at the pub.

And how was your evening last night?

Incredible. I came home the food was ready.

I ate, we shagged then I fell asleep.

Fantastic night, I just love my wife, and you?

A Bloody nightmare.

I came home early to fix the kitchen shelf.

When I plugged in the drill the fuse blew and plunged the whole house into darkness.

I couldn't find the fuse box so when my better half got home I had no alternative but to take her out to dinner

or have an ear bashing all night.

The dinner was so expensive that I had no money left for a taxi so had a two hour trek home.

Once home the house naturally was still in darkness so I had to light all these bloody candles

to avoid knocking everything over.

Then I was by then so wound up and totally pissed off that it took me an hour to get a hard on

and another hour to finish. After that I was still wound up and couldn't get to sleep so had to lie there listening to

her yapping on about everything and nothing for what seemed hours.

A total disaster!!

[Jangot]

Brilliant.

[warfie]

Excellent!!!