In the 50's there were two B.R.S. truck's heading through Scotland on their way to a delivery. They stopped at a wayside inn for lunch. After a short time a lady entered and she had a No. 10 figure. Her face was ugly and she was slightly retarded. After she had left the landlord approached the two men and told them whoever married this women would receive 1000,000. pounds and have a nice house to live in for the rest of their days. One of the men jokingly said that she would be alright with a paper bag over her head. To cut a long story short, one of the men married her. After they had been married about two years, one morning at breakfast , the lady said something to her husband with a mouthful of food. He could not understand her as she was regularly doing it and he was peed off. He said to her Get F*****! Her eyes lit up and she smiled and said, "PAPER BAG?"

Two-bag woman maybe?

In that case you should wear a bag over your head as well, just in case hers comes off!

DM