British Humour

[kevjohn]

A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter Scale has hit Pakistan.

Two million Pakistanis have died and over a million are injured.

The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with providing help to rebuild.

The rest of the world is in shock.

The USA is sending troops to help.

Saudi Arabia is sending oil.

Latin American countries are sending supplies.

New Zealand is sending sheep, cattle and food crops.

The Asian continents are sending labor to assist in rebuilding infrastructure.

Australia is sending medical teams and supplies.

Britain, not to be outdone, is sending two million Pakistanis as replacements . . .

God Bless British generosity….

[jambco984]

The old ones are indeed the best ones

[scottishjohn]

The old ones are indeed the best ones

Britain only 'donated' two million Pakistanis! I'm sure millions of true Brits feel we should at least double this not very generous gesture! The more the merrier I say

[eefoo]

Britain only 'donated' two million Pakistanis! I'm sure millions of true Brits feel we should at least double this not very generous gesture! The more the merrier I say

Apparently, the English government is waiting for a large earthquake somewhere near Glasgow. They'll be well-equipped to donate 2 million Jocks back.

[Mosha]

Google dewsbury Lahore says it all really.

[transam]

Should mention that UK is also sending 2 million Polish builders.