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The Lie Detector


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A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. So he decides to try it out at dinner.

DAD: Son, where were you today?

SON: At school.

(robot slaps son)

SON: Ok, I went to the movies.

DAD: Which one?

SON: Toy Story.

(robot slaps son again)

SON: Ok, it was A Day with a Porn Star.

DAD: WHAT?! When I was your age, I didn’t even know what porn was.

(Robot slaps dad)

MOM: Haha!! After all he is your son.

(Robot slaps mom)

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