kevjohn Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu… +Tourist: $5.00 +Broiled Missionary: $10.00 +Fried Explorer: $15.00 +Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00 The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, “Why such a high price for the Politicians?” The cook replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one? They’re so full of bullsh#t, it takes all morning.” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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