warfie Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 Lady: Do you smoke? Guy: Yes I do. Lady: How many packs a day? Guy: 3 packs. Lady: How much per pack? Guy: $10.00 per pack. Lady: And how long have you been smoking? Guy: 15 yearsLady: So 1 pack is $10.00 and you have been smoking 3 packs a day which puts your spending per month at $900. In 1 year, it would have been $10,800. Correct?Guy: Correct.Lady: If 1 year you spend $10,800, not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending total at $162,000. Correct?Guy: Correct.Lady: Do you know if you hadn't smoke, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have by now bought a Ferrari?Guy: Oh. Do you smoke?Lady: No.Guy: Then where's your Ferrari? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mosha Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 Having it's gearbox sealing tape removed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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