By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found

inner peace........the article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to

finish all the things you've started."

So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't

finished....and before coming to work this morning I have finished off a

bottle of Bacardi, a bottle of red wine, a bottle of Jim Beam, some

Prozac, some valium, a small box of chocolates and 2 litres of Fosters

Lager, a

1/2 can of cider, a large spliff and some cheese triangles.

You have no idea how f***ing good I feel....

You may pass this on to those you feel are also in need of Inner Peace.....

It is sure no joke. Happens to me EVERY day

By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found

inner peace........the article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to

finish all the things you've started."

So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't

finished....and before coming to work this morning I have finished off a

bottle of Bacardi, a bottle of red wine, a bottle of Jim Beam, some

Prozac, some valium, a small box of chocolates and 2 litres of Fosters

Lager, a

1/2 can of cider, a large spliff and some cheese triangles.

You have no idea how f***ing good I feel....

You may pass this on to those you feel are also in need of Inner Peace.....

I like it Boo. Importantly, one doesn't feel pain either. How does it effect your morals ?

Never mind morals, he'd need a case of Viagra to get it up!

Post operation you'll be set mate Ohhh and Boo is one of those of the feminine persuasion.

Morals, what Morals Doc? That much booze, drugs & chocolate inside & I wouldn't care less!!! Tell you what though, since the move to Khon Kaen, I may start this as a daily regime to combat the boredom!!

Form an orderly queue.....

Morals, what Morals Doc? That much booze, drugs & chocolate inside & I wouldn't care less!!! Tell you what though, since the move to Khon Kaen, I may start this as a daily regime to combat the boredom!!

Should I expect this when we're out abusing the local band?

Most definatly Nat, they are hubbies old band mates & pals so they actually love having the attention, be prepared to speak tinglish to all these lovely guys whos high school english classes realy get an airing when we hit the town.

Also be prepared for the monkey in the zoo syndrome, the other day a whole bunch of my hubs mates came round really concerned for me cause they had heard that I had been "caught" by the police (for what, I & they don't know) but they were very concerned & came to offer their support. It turns out that someone had seen a police motorbike outside my house & therefore I had been arrested! The Jungle telephone at work & in perfect order

brilliant!

However really wish that hairdresser hadn't made me look like britney now

Nat,

I think that i speak for the fellers here. we wish that you look more like Janet Jackson...

Nat,

I think that i speak for the fellers here. we wish that you look more like Janet Jackson...

She does ...but in a blondish sort of way

Nat,

I think that i speak for the fellers here. we wish that you look more like Janet Jackson... 

She does ...but in a blondish sort of way

shhh dr....don't want everyone knowing I'm a buxom blonde

Nat,

I think that i speak for the fellers here. we wish that you look more like Janet Jackson...  

She does ...but in a blondish sort of way

shhh dr....don't want everyone knowing I'm a buxom blonde

It's written all over the mens toilet walls at Chulalongkorn University Nat.