A Somali arrives in London as a new immigrant to the UK. He stops the

first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. English

for

letting me in this country, and giving me housing, social security, free

medical care and free education!" But the passerby says "You are mistaken,

I am

Indian".

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you Mr. English

for

having such a beautiful country here in England!

The person says "I no English, I European, German."

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes

his hand and says "Thank you Mr. English for the wonderful England!" That

person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East, I am not an English!"

He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you English?" She

says, "No, I am from Russia!" So he is puzzled, and asks her, "Where are

all

the English?" The Russian lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says...

"Probably at work!"

Hmmmn, not so sure about this one...

A Somali arrives in London as a new immigrant to the UK. He stops the

first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. English

for

letting me in this country, and giving me housing, social security, free

medical care and free education!" But the passerby says "You are mistaken,

I am

Indian".

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you Mr. English

for

having such a beautiful country here in England!

The person says "I no English, I European, German."

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes

his hand and says "Thank you Mr. English for the wonderful England!" That

person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East, I am not an English!"

He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you English?" She

says, "No, I am from Russia!" So he is puzzled, and asks her, "Where are

all

the English?" The Russian lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says...

"Probably at work!"

If it was Newcastle the answer would have been "At the DSS".......