Popular Post David006 Posted December 19, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted December 19, 2012 Does she really love me|? A farming/DIY story... Scenario: 6:45 am ....just light.... Beloved just come back from cutting rubber... Beloved: Deeeah!!! where you? Me: I fix water tank and am stuck! Beloved: You want breakfast? Me: yes good ...can you help me? Beloved: silence... Me: DEEEEEEAAH!!! Beloved: What? Me: I am inside big water tank? Beloved: What? Me: <deleted> deeah come help.... cannot get out! ( I am trying to fix, for the third time, a rather large leak in our 2000liter water tank and have maneuvered myself inside to glue a patch in same...using construction glue. Now we live on a slope and being smart I put a couple of bricks to stop it rolling....too small...now has rolled with yours truly inside down the hill and has stopped against a rubber tree) Me: come here help pull me out!!! Beloved: Out where. Me: <deleted> come here!!!! Beloved: Where? Me: By the f..g water pump. Beloved: What you do?. I busy make your breakfast... you want Papaya or Mango? Me: DEEEEAH!!! Beloved: What? Me: Come here..pleeeese! Beloved: Okay I come but your bacon burn.... Me: Here grab my hand pull me out. Beloved: S'okay if cannot.... just stay there three days..you get skinny can come out no problem. Me: AAAAAAAAH! She walked away and I am here.... 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billd766 Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 Self inflicted injuries I think. If it was my SWMBO that said that when I got out she would be marmalised. Fortunately I am to fat to get inside things like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooked Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 Is this a call for help sent with your phone? I tend to agree with your wife, maybe you should stay there. Or she can fill the tank with water and float your sodden remains out. nice post, very Thai. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 The solution is an example of Thai practicability . Very funny & enjoyable story David. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALFREDO Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 So, how many days did it need? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancealot Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 I can relate to this OP a lot because i have been married to a Thai 4 years. Very recognizable Be happy she serves you bacon while you are in the tank. Problem is the bacon will be on the kitchen table waiting and she will also waiting until you have rescued yourself. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post David006 Posted December 20, 2012 Author Popular Post Share Posted December 20, 2012 Note to Self: Under threat of spousal gelding , I must not post fabricated /embellished anecdotes........ think it was Mark Twain who said something to the effect....'...." this story is the absolute truth and if it isn't then it should have been"? the fricking tank still leaks!! .................and now the #$%^ water pump is making strange noises...... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mosha Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Note to self. Cancel plans to get a bigger water tank. She'll leave you in it if you get stuck like that other bloke did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Note to Self: ... Under threat of spousal gelding ... and Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapout Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 True story; Old cowboy was cutting calves one fall and was asked to cat a tom cat who had a tendency to roam far and wide. He had one of the help take off their one of their boots, stuck the cat in the boot with the target parts showing and and made a stay at home old grouch out of him. When I read the stuck in tank story, this popped to mind, glad there was a happier ending. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rsquared Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Thanks for the laugh, just been outside clocking up more hours on the brush cutter......too hot now, time for rest. A laugh a day is good medicine. Cheers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancealot Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Nice everyone is being honest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canuckamuck Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 A simple choy duoy would likely have cut to the chase; but I get the scenario. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfmuc Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 You're a great author, David006, thank you for this story. Might be the best I've ever read or heard in my Thai life: e.g. Me: I fix water tank and am stuck! - Beloved: You want breakfast? No comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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