Moruya Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Bangkok: The DSI has announced that they are adding the murder of 7 billion people to charges already filed against former Thai PM Abhisit Vejjajiva, as they have definite proof that he is responsible for the end of the world. Aye indeed. and the 2004 tsunami for good measure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nokbird Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 A plane of the German airline Air Berlin developed problems and had to return to Phuket on Thursday. Flight No AB7425 returned, after an engine was said to have been on fire and the fire had spread to the wing. When the plane landed in Phuket one or more of the tires exploded. All passengers were unharmed and brought to Phuket hotels to wait for a new plane to bring them back. The plane was scheduled to fly from Phuket to Abu Dhabi and then on to Berlin Tegel airport. Local research into if and how this is related to the Apocalypse are still in the early stage, which is why none of the two English newspapers in Thailand reported this incident,- not even on their respective web site. "Aviation Herald" and the Phuket News" are said to have further reports... Runway closed on a major International airport, and the 2 major papers don't report it, Shame , shame shame. Related NOTAM: A3982/12 - RWY 09/27 CLSD DUE TO DISABLE AIRCRAFT. 20 DEC 15:21 2012 UNTIL 20 DEC 20:30 2012. CREATED: 20 DEC 15:24 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mosha Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 NASA says the World wont end. http://www.nasa.gov/...tures/2012.html These are the same type of people who only discovered Earth had had a very near miss after the asteroid passed, Just saying. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocN Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Unnamed sources claim that several sacks of rice and indeed some bicycles fell over in China. Repent! The end is near! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jai Dee Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wombat Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 What has really amazed me is that I have seen no promotions, whatsoever, for any pubs throwing an "Apocalypse Party"! If a bar holds an Apocalypse Party would they let you run a tab? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiss1960 Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Christmas to happen in Thailand despite all Doomsday efforts Zurich / Bangkok (Reuters) – Many pretty desperate calls have been made by Thai women to both Swiss Airlines and Swiss banks in the last days, asking about the impact of Doomsday for Christmas. As morning is breaking now in Switzerland, Mr. Paul Meier, spokesman for Swiss Airline said “The Swiss Government has already announced that Switzerland will not join any Doomsday initiatives. Therefore, I can assure all Thai girlfriends and wives, that Swiss Airline is making every effort possible to ensure that all flights out of Switzerland and bound for Bangkok will be on time over the next days” and added “I can also assure all Thai women that the average percentage of old, rich, single, stupid Farang flying to Thailand over these coming holidays is pretty high and their should be no shortage of Swiss men coming to Thailand.” Mrs. Rosemarie Bachmann, spokeswoman of the Swiss Bankers Association, added: “The Swiss banks have ensured that all necessary personnel is on duty over these holidays to ensure that the technical availability of the banking and credit card networks will be 100%, thus enabling every Swiss Sugar Daddy to use the ATM’s for cash withdrawal at any time. However,” she added, “we do NOT take any responsibility for the availability of funds on the accounts. Therefore, should Thai women experience that their boyfriends cannot withdraw cash from both debit and credit cards, we would like to advice the Thai women that this would be a good point in time to change the boyfriend, once the Christmas presents have been handed over to you.” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Tywais Posted December 21, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted December 21, 2012 Quote from the International Space Station - "Is the popcorn ready?" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrry Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Should we sacrifice a virgin or two.like the Mayans......OOPS I forgot they are extinct too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lungmi Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 (edited) Last New Year: Earthquake at Bhumiphon Dam. We are still alive. May be in Heaven or in a parallel world. Nostradamus predictions failed, now we have to bury the Mayas. I still love them, but not their addicted people. Edited December 21, 2012 by lungmi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skywalker69 Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 This is why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post OzMick Posted December 21, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted December 21, 2012 An amulet, very expensive, is available in extremely limited quantities. it appears Jatuporn and his wife have obtained one each and hope to be the new Adam and Eve if the rest of humanity is destroyed. There goes a million years of evolution. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirchai Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 No black holes seen yet. They're still pink..-- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livinthailandos Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 For today best be prepared for the hot temperatures of 1250 C at least this is from what the weather forecast showed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 The time is not yet. Let's be precise on this important moment in the history. Mayans were scientists who's year started on winter solstice. The exact moment for this is today 11:12 UT. That would be 18:12 in Thailand. Thank god for that, still time for a few beers after my afternoon nap. .................. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocN Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 The time is not yet. Let's be precise on this important moment in the history. Mayans were scientists who's year started on winter solstice. The exact moment for this is today 11:12 UT. That would be 18:12 in Thailand. Thank god for that, still time for a few beers after my afternoon nap. .................. ...a little more than 1 hour of Happy Hour!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post cdnvic Posted December 21, 2012 Author Popular Post Share Posted December 21, 2012 Washington (UPN) – With a large comet less than an hour away from striking central Nebraska, Congressional leaders met to iron out minor differences, after NASA explained that it would be a relatively simple job to intercept the deadly object. Republicans insisted that the budget for destroying the comet come from cuts to entitlements. Senate Democrats countered that the wealthy had the most to lose from a catastrophic impact, and should therefor shoulder most of the cost by means of a .05% tax increase. President Obama says he is confident that these minor differences can be sorted out well in time to intercept the comet. Ottawa (PC) – While insisting that rescuing Americans adrift in what is being called “The Sea of America” is the top priority of the Canadian government, Prime Minister Harper has vowed quick action to settle boundary issues with Mexico, as both now have competing claims over maritime borders in the newly formed body of water. A large tsunami generated by the comet's impact raced across the Atlantic, prompting warnings from multiple agencies. All such warnings were later called off when it was determined that the waves would most likely only strike France. Sent from my K1 using Thaivisa Connect App 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payboy Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Should we sacrifice a virgin or two.like the Mayans......OOPS I forgot they are extinct too. I feel so let down, I won't even spare a couple of hookers for this farce. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Jai Dee Posted December 21, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted December 21, 2012 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloudhopper Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Everything quiet here.... Too quiet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignis Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 That would be 18:12 in Thailand., so still time left........... put off shopping today.......... evening meal have got ready so will have early. even got strawberries and cream, as will be no need to worry about being Dietetic........ big question should I go out and water the garden now ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirchai Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 14.24, Sisaket, Kunwadee Villa, Soi 3 House 202/139 A foreigner's hamster was found dead, then disappeared in a black hole, witnesses said. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mca Posted December 21, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted December 21, 2012 A friend of mine with an interest in the coming apocalypse recommended I download the movie "Melancholia", Lars von Triers movie about the last days of a group of people faced with the impending collision of a rogue planet with earth. My friend said " When you watch it be sure to have a box of tissues handy." I called him on the phone after watching the flick and said " You're mad! There's no way I could have a w*nk to that!" 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocN Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 14.24, Sisaket, Kunwadee Villa, Soi 3 House 202/139 A foreigner's hamster was found dead, then disappeared in a black hole, witnesses said. ...was it spiraling? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baerboxer Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 The time is not yet. Let's be precise on this important moment in the history. Mayans were scientists who's year started on winter solstice. The exact moment for this is today 11:12 UT. That would be 18:12 in Thailand. Not too sure that the Mayans were at GMT? They did not have that yet. That's the time when the sun in at it's southernmost point on the earth. Early morning in Maya land. Must remember to have my tea a little earlier today then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payboy Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 14.24, Sisaket, Kunwadee Villa, Soi 3 House 202/139 A foreigner's hamster was found dead, then disappeared in a black hole, witnesses said. Suicide obviously, I think, even though you didn't mention the heart disease medication found in it's cage. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noob7 Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 NASA says the World wont end. http://www.nasa.gov/...tures/2012.html yep, but they also saying, they've send humans to the moon! But if I look at these slow remote buggy at Mars, now: Who would believe that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LennyW Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Well it has just turned pitch black and the sky is rumbling here in Malaysia - oh hold on ..... it's pishin rain! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirchai Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 A friend of mine with an interest in the coming apocalypse recommended I download the movie "Melancholia", Lars von Triers movie about the last days of a group of people faced with the impending collision of a rogue planet with earth. My friend said " When you watch it be sure to have a box of tissues handy." I called him on the phone after watching the flick and said " You're mad! There's no way I could have a w*nk to that!" wanke_r!- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirchai Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 (edited) I knew it! "(I have identified the king of the north with the formal British Empire of yesteryear, which has morphed into the present monetary empire headquartered in the City of London. See the chapter London-Satan’s Throne in the book, Jehovah Himself Has Become King) " Source: http://e-watchman.co...-deception.html Edited December 21, 2012 by sirchai 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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