An old couple are having dinner at a restaurant and the husband leans

over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex

together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where

you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."

"Yes, she

says, "I remember it well."

"Ok," he says, "How about taking a stroll

around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"

"Oh Charlie,

you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but very good idea!"

There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this, and

having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these two old

timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so

there's no trouble." So he follows them. They walk haltingly along,

leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks. Finally

they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.

The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As

she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Suddenly they erupt

into the most furious sex that the watching policeman has ever seen.

This goes on for about ten minutes. Finally, they both collapse

panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has

learned something about life that he didn't know. After about half an

hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to

their feet and put their clothes back on. The Policeman, still

watching thinks, this was truly amazing. I've got to ask them what

their secret is.

As the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me,

but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life

together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"

The old man says, "Well, fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.

ouch...

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