A Few Chinese Proverbs...

[Chopper]

- Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

- Virginity like bubble, one prick - all gone.

- Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

- Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

- Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.

- Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

- Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

- It take many nails to build crib, only one screw to fill it.

- Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

- A tiger may hurt you, but a little pussy never hurt anyone.

[Ajarn_Jonesy]

- Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

- Virginity like bubble, one prick - all gone.

- Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

- Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

- Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.

- Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

- Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

- It take many nails to build crib, only one screw to fill it.

- Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

- A tiger may hurt you, but a little pussy never hurt anyone.

Man who rich gives wife grand piano: man who is wise gives wife UPRIGHT ORGAN

[lovethailandlongtime]

Man who go bed with itchy bum hole wake up with smelly finger

[yorky]

Man go to bed with sexy problem on mind - woke up with solution on chest!

[coldcrush]

- Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

- Virginity like bubble, one prick - all gone.

- Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

- Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

- Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.

- Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

- Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

- It take many nails to build crib, only one screw to fill it.

- Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

- A tiger may hurt you, but a little pussy never hurt anyone.

Man who looks on internet find joke you put on here...lol

http://mistupid.com/jokes/page059.htm

[chuchok]

Man with dick in cookie jar is <deleted> crackers

[daleyboy]

Lady with small hand make cock look big. Thats why most of the blokes on here are married to Thai women

[markuk]

Lady with small hand make cock look big. Thats why most of the blokes on here are married to Thai women

i reckon even a barbie doll wouldnt make your old boy look big!

my favourite and how true - Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

[Chopper]

Man who looks on internet find joke you put on here...lol

http://mistupid.com/jokes/page059.htm

Lop, I fully admit that was plagiarised. Received by email though...

Philosophically thinking what has not been plagiarised at one point in time or how would the learning process evolve? Exceptions to inventors and those with PhD's.

[coldcrush]

Man who looks on internet find joke you put on here...lol

http://mistupid.com/jokes/page059.htm

Lop, I fully admit that was plagiarised. Received by email though...

Philosophically thinking what has not been plagiarised at one point in time or how would the learning process evolve? Exceptions to inventors and those with PhD's.

No worries Chopper, it was only a pun...

I still enjoyed the topic

[Chopper]

No offence taken and no wuckers Lop.