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A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.

Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.

One day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

Q: Have you any grounds?

A: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

Q: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?

A: It made of concrete.

Q: I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?

A: No, we have carport, and not need one.

Q: I mean. What are your relations like?

A: All my relations still in Poland..

Q: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?

A: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Q: Does your wife beat you up?

A: No, I always up before her.

Q: Why do you want this divorce?

A: She going to kill me.

Q: What makes you think that?

A: I got proof.

Q: What kind of proof?

A: She going to poison me.

She buy a bottle at drug store and put on shelf in bathroom.

I can read, and it say:

Polish Remover

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