What Is The Fibula? A Small Lie

[mrentoul]

These are real answers

given by children.

Q: Name the four seasons.

A: Salt, pepper, mustard

and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the

processes by which water

can be made safe to drink.

A: Flirtation makes water

safe to drink because it

removes large pollutants

like grit, sand, dead sheep

and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?

A: The sun shines down on

the leaves and makes

them perspire.

Q: How can you delay milk

turning sour?

A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: What causes the tides

in the oceans?

A: The tides are a fight

between the Earth and the

Moon. All water tends to

flow towards the moon,

because there is no water

on the moon, and nature

hates a vacuum. I forget

where the sun joins in this

fight.

Q: What are steroids?

A: Things for keeping

carpets still on the stairs.

Q: What happens to your

body as you age?

A: When you get old, so do

your bowels and you get

intercontinental.

Q: What happens to a boy

when he reaches puberty?

A: He says good-bye to his

boyhood and looks

forward

to his adultery.

Q: Name a major disease

associated with cigarettes.

A: Premature death.

Q: How are the main parts

of the body categorized?

(e.g., abdomen).

A: The body is consisted

into three parts -- the

brainium, the borax and

the abdominal cavity. The

brainium contains the

brain; the borax contains

the heart and lungs, and

the abdominal cavity

contains the five bowels,

A, E, I, O, and U.

Q: What is the fibula?

A: A small lie.

Q: What does "varicose"

mean?

A: Nearby.

Q: Give the meaning of the

term "Caesarean Section"

A: The Caesarean Section

is a district in Rome.

Q: What does the word

"benign" mean?'

A: Benign is what you will

be after you be eight.