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>>A rugged Cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, Colorado, goes into the doctor's

>>office and has some tests run.

>>

>>The doctor comes back and says, "I am not going to beat around the bush,

>>You

>>

>>have AIDS." Cowboy tugs at his Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Doc,

>>what can I do?" The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds

>>of

>>spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot

>>sauce, 10 Jalopeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of

>>Grapenuts

>>cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."

>>

>>Cowboy squares his rugged shoulders and asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"

>>"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is

>>for."

:o

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