British Expat mishtakes McDonalds Drive Thru for a Drive IN

By Staff Reporter

Did You Want Fries With That Sir?

PATTAYA: -- A 60 year old British Expat left a Whopper of a mess at Pattaya’s McDonald’s Drive thru, when he wrapped his car around the service booth instead of pulling up slowly alongside to place his order.

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Obviously in a rush to get his McFlurry, Big mac and Fries, the un-named expat is said to have mistaken the accelerator for the brake… and managed to partially demolish the booth where most people come to a halt to collect their order.

McDonalds’ staff were in shock when the authorities arrived but none were hurt as they had been in a different area when the collision occurred. [more...]

/editors note: the title to this story is spelled correctly

Full story: http://www.pattaya103.com/expat-crashes-into-mcdonalds/

--Pattaya 103 FM 2013-02-09

Finally some quality reporting

Straight into the grease pit

Too bad he can't use the "high heels" excuse.

How do you know he didnt have high heels on?

I wonder if he gets free coke or something for life now from McDonalds.

After all not only its free advertising for them but a great idea for commercial .

How do you know he didnt have high heels on?

May be his 22 year old wife was shifting the knob, I mean gears

"mishtakes"

"mishtakes"

"Shurely shome mishtake"

Yup, those drive through's are pretty complicated.

A few pints short of a picnic? Bet the B.i.B. love this one for a payoff.

the most expensive macdonald meal ever

A few pints short of a picnic? Bet the B.i.B. love this one for a payoff.

why would BIB have a picnic? everything is sorted by insurance

The size of him it seems he could do without a Big Mac

/editors note: the title to this story is spelled correctly

editors update: but I couldn't be arsed to correct it.

Shocking standards.

Too bad he can't use the "high heels" excuse.

As it happened in Pattaya he actually coild use that excuse. I've seen it all...

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"mishtakes"

"Shurely shome mishtake"

Sounds like a German accent to me.

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We love to see you smile crash

"mishtakes"

"Shurely shome mishtake"

Sounds like a German accent to me.

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have a look: http://www.wordnik.com/words/shome

"(Shome mishtake, shurely? Ed)" is supposedly a blue pencil by the editor, who is slurring a little after lunch. It may have allusions to the late Bill Deedes (Lord Deedes), who did slur that way. He was also the eponymous "Dear Bill" that the fictional Mr Thatcher was forever writing to while his wife was in government. These articles were actually written by John Wells.

source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recurring_in-jokes_in_Private_Eye

Thats what you call Mc f@#ked up

Macca's rage....I don't want f*%#@n fries with that.

judging from damage on the left front it would appear maybe he should not be driving and may have done similar elsewhere .

How embarrassing. ...................

Regardless which entrance he used, a building is a building and should be negotiated with the steering wheel.

How embarrassing. ...................

Regardless which entrance he used, a building is a building and should be negotiated with the steering wheel.

There is no need to remove one's hands from the wheel to wai to the Ronald. He's not real.

Maybe he was 'pointing' at what he wanted on the menu

How embarrassing. ...................

Regardless which entrance he used, a building is a building and should be negotiated with the steering wheel.

There is no need to remove one's hands from the wheel to wai to the Ronald. He's not real.

Yep but perhaps we can forgive him in this case eh.

McDonalds’ staff were in shock...

Not as startled as Ronnie though.......

Maybe he was frustrated after ordering a ice cream and got asked you what fries with that?

Why does the editor state that there is not a mistake in the Headline? What the heck is a "Mishtakes"?