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Not sure how true this is, but enjoy anyway

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> > If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have

produced

> > enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

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> > (Hardly seems worth it.)

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> > If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is

> > produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

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> >

> > (Now that's more like it!)

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> > The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the

> > body

to

> > squirt blood 30 feet.

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> > (O.M.G.!)

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> > A A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

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> > (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

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> > A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to

> > death. (Creepy.)

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> >

> >

> > (I'm still not over the pig.)

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> > Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour

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> >

> >

> > (Don't try this at home,maybe at work)

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> > The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached

> > to

its

> > body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

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> >

> >

> > ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

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> > The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human

> >jumping the

> > length of a football field.

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> >

> > (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

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> > The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

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> > (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

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> > Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

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> > (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over

> > quantity)

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> > Butterflies taste with their feet.

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> >

> > (Something I always wanted to know.)

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> > The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

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> >

> >

> > (Hmmmmmm......)

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> > Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than

left-handed

> > people.

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> > (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

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> > Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

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> >

> > (okay, so that would be a good thing)

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> > A cat's urine glows under a black light.

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> >

> >

> > (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

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> > An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

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> >

> > (I know some people like that.)

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> > Starfish have no brains

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> >

> > (I know some people like that too.)

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> > Polar bears are left-handed.

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> >

> > (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

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> > Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

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> >

> >

> > (What about that pig??)

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> > If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is

> > produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

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> >

In my wifes case she only needs to fart for 3 weeks 2 days and 7 hours to produce enough gas for a bomb :o

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