The evening according to her.

He was in an odd mood when I got to the pub. I thought it might have been because I was a bit late but he didn't say anything about it. The conversation was quite slow-going so I thought we should go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk more privately. We went to this restaurant and he was STILL acting a bit funny. I tried to cheer him up and started to wonder whether it was me or something else. I asked him, and he said no, but I wasn't really sure. So anyway, in the cab on the way back to his house, I said that I loved him and he just put his arm around me. I didn't know what the hel_l that meant because you know he doesn't say it back or anything. We finally got back to his place and I was wondering if he was going to dump me! So I tried to ask him about it but he just switched on the TV. Reluctantly, I said I was going to go to sleep. then after about 10 minutes he joined me and we had sex, but he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I wanted to Leave but I just cried myself to sleep. I dunno, I just don't know what he thinks anymore. I mean, do you think he's met someone else?

The evening according to him:-

Chelsea lost, England lost. Knackered. Got a sh@g, though!

Why is this in the joke section?

Yes, I am not sure why its in the jokes section either. Its far too true to be just a joke

It's also very funny though!!!