The Birds And The Bees

A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out, so we may as well begin now."

'Your Mother and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.'

'Then I set up a date via e-mail and we met at a cyber-cafe.'

'We sneaked into a secluded room, I upgraded my floppy to a stiffy and then your Mom agreed to do a download from my hard drive.'

'As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-up appeared and said:'

"You've Got Male"

Yeah I know... a bit of a groaner...