Makes You Think

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A young boy went up to his father and asked, "what is the difference

between potentially and realistically?"

The father pondered for a while, then answered, "Go ask your mother if

she

would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Also, ask your

sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come

back

and tell me what you have learned."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert

Redford for a million dollars?"

The mother replies "Of course I would. I wouldn't pass up an

opportunity

like that."

The boy then went to his sister and said. "Would you sleep with Brad

Pitt for a million dollars?"

The girl replies "Oh gosh!! I would just love to do that! I would be

nuts to pass up that opportunity!!".

The boy then thought about it for two or three days and went back to

his

dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between

potential and realistic?

The boy replied, "Yes, potentially we're sitting on two million

dollars,

but realistically we're living with two slappers."

The father replied, "That's my boy!"