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Why God Made Eve

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Why God Made Eve



God was worried that Adam would frequently

become lost in the garden because he would

not ask for directions.

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God knew that one day Adam would require

someone to locate and hand him the remote.

God knew Adam would never go out and buy

himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would

therefore need Eve to buy one for him.

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God knew Adam would never be able to make a

doctor's dentist's or haircut appointment by himself.

God knew Adam would never remember which night

to put the garbage on the curb.

God knew if the world was to be populated, men

would never be able to handle the pain and

discomfort of childbearing.

As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never

remember where he left his tools.

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Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his

troubles on when God caught him hiding in the

garden.

As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be

alone."

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And, finally, the Number 1 reason why

God created Eve....

When God finished the creation of Adam, He

stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can

do better than that!"

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