Hi Guys n Girlz

Quick question....Just come round from a week long bender on the local firewater(Mehkong whisky excellent if you like blackouts!)

I've got a wrist full of this string type bracelet, I was going to rip it of but all the locals keep coming up to me and saying stuff i haven't got a clue about but very happy and pointing and touching the string.

Idon't wish to offend anyone but <deleted> is going?

My Thai friend has dissapered for the day leaving me at his family home and forgot his phone.

No bustops here or anything, middle of nowhere.

Best wishes

Edited March 15, 201313 yr by PB1

These, threads, strings of you want to name them like so, symbolize a personal token to you, saying and blessing you will be ok in the future.

Congratulations.....sounds like you've got yourself married !!!! (to a ladyboy I presume )

They give you the ability to do the most stupid and dangerous things usually when driving but also when walking, in fact anywhere with anything, so its a multi purpose stupidometer.

This situation is getting more bizare by the hour.

My friend has come home with her dad saying she has been to the hospital to have a check up and that he is pregnant!?!

I was under the imppression that she was a he not a she. Now she is saying after a week she is pregnant with my child!

Her father and other family members are having a Johnie Walker drink up party downstairs and i'm feeling remarkably sober, a moment of clarity if you like.

The father keeps saying ningloybat to me smiling. Is this Thai for Cheers?

I'm off to the party .

Best Wishes

This situation is getting more bizare by the hour.

My friend has come home with her dad saying she has been to the hospital to have a check up and that he is pregnant!?!

I was under the imppression that she was a he not a she. Now she is saying after a week she is pregnant with my child!

Her father and other family members are having a Johnie Walker drink up party downstairs and i'm feeling remarkably sober, a moment of clarity if you like.

The father keeps saying ningloybat to me smiling. Is this Thai for Cheers?

I'm off to the party .

Best Wishesve

you either must have a lot of time on your hands or you're just that bored.

This situation is getting more bizare by the hour.

My friend has come home with her dad saying she has been to the hospital to have a check up and that he is pregnant!?!

I was under the imppression that she was a he not a she. Now she is saying after a week she is pregnant with my child!

Her father and other family members are having a Johnie Walker drink up party downstairs and i'm feeling remarkably sober, a moment of clarity if you like.

The father keeps saying ningloybat to me smiling. Is this Thai for Cheers?

I'm off to the party .

Best Wishesve

you either must have a lot of time on your hands or you're just that bored.

Nah his parents are out for the evening and left a copy of "The Hangover" out for boyo to watch.

This situation is getting more bizare by the hour.

My friend has come home with her dad saying she has been to the hospital to have a check up and that he is pregnant!?!

I was under the imppression that she was a he not a she. Now she is saying after a week she is pregnant with my child!

Her father and other family members are having a Johnie Walker drink up party downstairs and i'm feeling remarkably sober, a moment of clarity if you like.

The father keeps saying ningloybat to me smiling. Is this Thai for Cheers?

I'm off to the party .

Best Wishes

This situation is getting more bizare by the hour.

My friend has come home with her dad saying she has been to the hospital to have a check up and that he is pregnant!?!

I was under the imppression that she was a he not a she. Now she is saying after a week she is pregnant with my child!

Her father and other family members are having a Johnie Walker drink up party downstairs and i'm feeling remarkably sober, a moment of clarity if you like.

The father keeps saying ningloybat to me smiling. Is this Thai for Cheers?

I'm off to the party .

Best Wishes

But I suspect this is what you really have and in fact they arent pregnant at all

That's just being plain harsh Mr. Rattler.

This situation is getting more bizare by the hour.

My friend has come home with her dad saying she has been to the hospital to have a check up and that he is pregnant!?!

I was under the imppression that she was a he not a she. Now she is saying after a week she is pregnant with my child!

Her father and other family members are having a Johnie Walker drink up party downstairs and i'm feeling remarkably sober, a moment of clarity if you like.

The father keeps saying ningloybat to me smiling. Is this Thai for Cheers?

I'm off to the party .

Best Wishes

and you are located where exactly?

The strings mean different things in different locations.

This situation is getting more bizare by the hour.

My friend has come home with her dad saying she has been to the hospital to have a check up and that he is pregnant!?!

I was under the imppression that she was a he not a she. Now she is saying after a week she is pregnant with my child!

Her father and other family members are having a Johnie Walker drink up party downstairs and i'm feeling remarkably sober, a moment of clarity if you like.

The father keeps saying ningloybat to me smiling. Is this Thai for Cheers?

I'm off to the party .

Best Wishes

and you are located where exactly?

The strings mean different things in different locations.

Well where else can they attach the string apart from his wrist?

A he is now a she and he is now pregnant .......

What have you been smoking / taking?

So gay boy has got married to his ladyboy and she is pregnant.

Edited March 16, 201313 yr by Patsycat

This situation is getting more bizare by the hour.

I was under the imppression that she was a he not a she. Now she is saying after a week she is pregnant with my child!

If she was a he where did you put your dick? If a he they can't get pregnant the way I envisage.

Best bet would be to leave while you still have all your money.

I foresee a Buffalo that is actually a goat becoming very sick.

This situation is getting more bizare by the hour.

My friend has come home with her dad saying she has been to the hospital to have a check up and that he is pregnant!?!

I was under the imppression that she was a he not a she. Now she is saying after a week she is pregnant with my child!

Her father and other family members are having a Johnie Walker drink up party downstairs and i'm feeling remarkably sober, a moment of clarity if you like.

The father keeps saying ningloybat to me smiling. Is this Thai for Cheers?

I'm off to the party .

Best Wishes

and you are located where exactly?

The strings mean different things in different locations.

Just worry about the ones they put around your neck!!!!