Did U Call For Me?

[Road_Runner]

A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony.

On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around.

A gorgeous petite blonde walks by and the man immediately gets an erection.

The woman notices the erection and comes over to him and says, "Sir, did you call for me?"

The man replies, "No, what do you mean?"

She says, "You must be new here, let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection it implies that you called for me."

Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lays down a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.

The man continued to explore the colony's facilities.

He enters the sauna and as he sat down, he farted.

Within a few minutes, a huge, horrible, corpulent, hairy man lumbers out of the steam toward him.

"Did you call for me?" says the hairy man.

"No, what do you mean?" asks the newcomer.

"You must be new here," says the hairy man, "it is a rule here that if you fart it implies that you called for me."

The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.

The newcomer staggers back to the colony office where the smiling naked receptionist greets him.

"May I help you?" she asks.

The man says, "Here, you can have my membership card, you can have the key back and you can have the $500 membership fee!"

"But sir," she replies, "you've only been here a few hours! You haven't had time to see all of our facilities."

The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 72 years old, I get a hard on once a month, but I fart 15 times a day!"