Now That's Stressful...

[kevjohn]

You pick up a hitchhiker, a beautiful girl.

Suddenly she faints inside your car and you take her to a hospital.

Now that’s stressful.

But at the hospital, they say she is pregnant and congratulate you as a father to be.
You say that you are not the father, but the girl says you are.

This is getting very stressful.

So then…… you request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father.
After the tests are completed, the doctor says that you are infertile,

and probably have been since birth.

You are extremely stressed but relieved.

On your way back home, you think about your 3 kids at home.

[rubberduck]

Obviously Buddha had a clear plan with you, but you running away from it

[harrry]

So at least they do not inherit your genes.....should be some consolation

[Selina Lee]

Obviously Buddha had a clear plan with you, but you running away from it

hahaha