You Know When You're Ready To Go To Pattaya When.....

[norrona]

I know when i am ready to go back to my home(pattaya) is when i have been in England for a few days(soon) ands i yearn for the good weather,miss my gf,stepson and cats,fed up of queuing for a pint of smoothflow,lack of attention by staff working in shops,see grumpy people all over the place,non english everywhere,expensive taxi rides by muslim taxi drivers,soaking wet and cold most days,massive traffic jams, u get the picture.

where are you from Bradford?

Pattaya has no traffic at all?

I reckon there's a few muslims driving baht buses, ok they are 10 baht a pop but still muslim!

You like being followed around the store then when you turn round to ask a question the assistant runs off to find the manager?

non English everywhere? so you go to Pattaya to be with the English? Imagine if the Thai's had that attitude about you in Pattaya...and let you know about it all the time, bet you wouldn't be rushing back to what you call 'home' so quickly then!

[uptheos]

You know you are ready to go to Pattaya when...

1. Whenever you close your eyes you see the girls

   on the runway at Baby-A-Go-Go 1..2..3...

2. You realize it’s only Monday and the weekend is

   four days away!

3. You dream of the barbequed sticky rice you can

   only find around Post Office Road!

4. You know all the girls on Beach Road who wave to

   you from across the street!

5. The 50 year old German topless ladies wearing

   thongs on Jomtien Beach are starting to look good!

6. You wake up in the morning and you are alone in

   bed!

7. The only music you like is Lam Morrison at the

   Blues Cafe on Walking Street!

8. You want another lesson in speaking Russian!
9. You buy a Harley and can’t decide whether to join the Jesters, Banditos, Hells Angels, Mai Pen Rai MC, Nomads or one of the 50 other motorcycle clubs there!
10. You need to buy some good Indian Viagara!

And when you want a special forces tattoo.

[TexasRanger]

You know you are ready to go to Pattaya when...

 

And when you want a special forces tattoo. 

I could tell you where to get one, but then I'd have to kill you...

[Sandman77]

When I stay at home sometime I often hear the woman singing from every corner massage , so I can imagine that Thailand you in your dreams that's normal, I not believe that some one can controll the dreams like the orangaschli in Malaysia that I visit 3 year ago how that should work?